I'm happy to call him an "alleged murderer" if Homan will commit to allowing a jury to decide whether we can drop the "alleged" part.

I will be disappointed if you do not take this opportunity to show your child(ren) the timeless Got Milk commercial in which Aaron Burr and a peanut butter sandwich play pivotal roles. Plus they get to see an old-timey telephone!

It's also kind of a tacit admission that he's not only full of shit, he's the source of a never-ending, Noah's Ark-bibilical-flood-level quantity of shit.

As is Rosa Koch, the wife of Ernst Thälmann, the OG antifa leader!

Nothing says "I deserve a Nobel Peace Prize" like "I want a Department of War!"

I swear these guys look at the bad guys in every movie and think, "You know, those are actually the good guys."

Also Cafe Sabarsky (if it still exists) has the most authentic Sacher Torte I’ve had outside Vienna. Do not order without Schlag (whipped cream) regardless of how you feel about whipped cream.

I’m a big fan of Juniors cheesecake. Real New Yorkers may disagree (and I’m open to trying others).

The only way this should end is in a pay-per-view cage match. I don’t make the rules.

Precisely what should be expected when the Party of Performative Nonsense runs the show.

While you may not want to escalate things, talking to a labor lawyer may be useful. Political affiliation discrimination is against the Labor Code and (possibly) the Education Code as well.

So infuriating that we sat back and let the right define those concepts as a negative. I think the next shorthand we employ should be "DBAA," as in "Don't Be An Asshole," then the right will be forced to admit that they are, in fact, very much in favor of being assholes.