Heidi Smith
@htimsidieh.bsky.social
SWE in NYC (Ohio transplant), writer, Duke alum (’24)
Conversation with my doctor today:
Her: which of these pills are you on?
Me: none of them
Her: why?
Me: idk you didn’t give me them
Her: which of these pills are you on?
Me: none of them
Her: why?
Me: idk you didn’t give me them
February 2, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Conversation with my doctor today:
Her: which of these pills are you on?
Me: none of them
Her: why?
Me: idk you didn’t give me them
Her: which of these pills are you on?
Me: none of them
Her: why?
Me: idk you didn’t give me them
I straight up have no cell reception in the middle of nyc rn. Maybe those t mobile ads about being better had some weight to them
February 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I straight up have no cell reception in the middle of nyc rn. Maybe those t mobile ads about being better had some weight to them
Telling my mom a dog poop anecdote and she said she’ll never get pets then remembered she has outdoor fish but that they could be dead so that’s what’s going on in boomer land. At least she’s not sending AI Facebook slop today
February 1, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Telling my mom a dog poop anecdote and she said she’ll never get pets then remembered she has outdoor fish but that they could be dead so that’s what’s going on in boomer land. At least she’s not sending AI Facebook slop today
I have genuinely not heard from a single person who is choosing to see this movie
January 31, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I have genuinely not heard from a single person who is choosing to see this movie
Saw an ad today for the “official boots of PBR” and needless to say I’ll never buy those boots
January 31, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Saw an ad today for the “official boots of PBR” and needless to say I’ll never buy those boots
I never know it’s pay day until I check my email and then it’s the best day ever
January 30, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I never know it’s pay day until I check my email and then it’s the best day ever
On the phone with my friend who’s in a math masters: “I’m moving in with my friend who makes the same amount of money as me” “so you make a combined $240k?” (We make $170k each)
January 30, 2026 at 12:20 AM
On the phone with my friend who’s in a math masters: “I’m moving in with my friend who makes the same amount of money as me” “so you make a combined $240k?” (We make $170k each)
Coworkerd so hard they cameod in my dream
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Coworkerd so hard they cameod in my dream
Found an Amish market in nyc yesterday where the guy commutes 4 hours each way to bring in his goods and needless to say I am hooked already
January 29, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Found an Amish market in nyc yesterday where the guy commutes 4 hours each way to bring in his goods and needless to say I am hooked already
I’m sorry, WHO is seeing Melania in Lincoln Center this Friday???
January 28, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I’m sorry, WHO is seeing Melania in Lincoln Center this Friday???
When I talk to my elder millennial friends at work I like to say “our generation” just to see their responses
January 28, 2026 at 11:07 PM
When I talk to my elder millennial friends at work I like to say “our generation” just to see their responses
I really don’t care, do you?
I truly cannot think of any movie I would care less to see than this waste of celluloid.
January 28, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I really don’t care, do you?
I did the math and pooping at work earns me $5 a day and lets me sleep in a few more minutes
January 28, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I did the math and pooping at work earns me $5 a day and lets me sleep in a few more minutes
I guess heated rivalry didn’t teach me enough about hockey for me to figure out today’s connections so that’s a disappointment
January 28, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I guess heated rivalry didn’t teach me enough about hockey for me to figure out today’s connections so that’s a disappointment
Just bought a bag of chocolate chips for $10 bc even the generic was $8, so might as well go for Ghirardelli. Am I out of touch or is this trumps doing?
Pioneer after I left:
Pioneer after I left:
bugs bunny is holding a stack of money in his hand
ALT: bugs bunny is holding a stack of money in his hand
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Just bought a bag of chocolate chips for $10 bc even the generic was $8, so might as well go for Ghirardelli. Am I out of touch or is this trumps doing?
Pioneer after I left:
Pioneer after I left:
Thinking about the time in college I made snickerdoodles and ate literally 12 in one day bc it was covid and what is self control. Anyway I made cookies tonight and ate one for girl dinner plus some popcorn because I am not 18 anymore
January 28, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Thinking about the time in college I made snickerdoodles and ate literally 12 in one day bc it was covid and what is self control. Anyway I made cookies tonight and ate one for girl dinner plus some popcorn because I am not 18 anymore
Pettiness 11/10, tote design 10/10. I still think the New Yorker is a slightly better publication but the Atlantic is a close second and probably more substantive, though sometimes that means an entire issue is on the American Revolution and I give up on it
January 28, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Pettiness 11/10, tote design 10/10. I still think the New Yorker is a slightly better publication but the Atlantic is a close second and probably more substantive, though sometimes that means an entire issue is on the American Revolution and I give up on it
D running local the weekend I’m snowed in…thanks again MTA
January 26, 2026 at 1:25 AM
D running local the weekend I’m snowed in…thanks again MTA
The fact that I have to work tomorrow boggles the mind
January 26, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The fact that I have to work tomorrow boggles the mind
Guess I can finally clean my house with this snow keeping me in. Will I spend the day watching tv? Probably. Can I multitask? Probably not
January 25, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Guess I can finally clean my house with this snow keeping me in. Will I spend the day watching tv? Probably. Can I multitask? Probably not
The irony of GLP-1 ads while watching The Beauty is not lost on me
January 24, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The irony of GLP-1 ads while watching The Beauty is not lost on me
Absolutely delighted to learn my ideal standing desk setting is exactly 100
January 23, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Absolutely delighted to learn my ideal standing desk setting is exactly 100
Woke up at 7 am today accidentally so of course I’m watching phineas and Ferb while I stretch
January 23, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Woke up at 7 am today accidentally so of course I’m watching phineas and Ferb while I stretch
Trader Joe’s today was worse than right before Covid hit im ngl
January 23, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Trader Joe’s today was worse than right before Covid hit im ngl
I’m now two degrees of separation from JFK, and no I don’t mean the E to the AirTrain (I shook his hot grandson’s hand)
January 23, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I’m now two degrees of separation from JFK, and no I don’t mean the E to the AirTrain (I shook his hot grandson’s hand)