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At 22 I felt so very old, at 23 I felt so very young, at 24 I felt so very old, at 25 I felt so very nonexistent, at 26 I feel so very old; I need my next feeling young phase; I am overdue.
February 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I’m so over feeling like crap all the time so this week I’ve started a morning routine of supplementing omega 3, b-12, zinc, and magnesium along with two electrolyte packets mixed into my 32 ounce water bottle. Maybe I’ll add vitamin D to it idk. Will report findings.
February 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Googling “how to be an adventurer modern times” “how to be an adventurer 2025” “how to become an adventurer like from tales of old 2025 reddit” “swords for sale near me” “silver swords for sale Dallas, Texas” “where to get silver” “how to forge silver” “can I take my cat on an adventure reddit”
February 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
How to say to someone organically “sorry if I’m being weird my brain feels like a brick in a washing machine”
February 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Watching videos about Antarctic research and wondering why I feel strangely drawn to it and then realizing it’s the closest thing we have to Anarres from “The Dispossessed”
February 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It’s wild how we look at pictures of Great Depression era “Hoovervilles” and think “damn, all those regular people just down on their luck,” but homeless encampments today are seen as “infestations” of subhuman beings. Empathy is reserved for black and white photographs it seems.
February 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Just watched “I Saw the TV Glow” damn it was so good. I wish tv shows were real
February 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Reviving the American intellectual spirit
February 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Tweeting these days feels like being the last whale singing into the void except the void is also full of fascist sharks (as opposed to regular sharks, which I love and respect)
February 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’m like a wine snob in the sense that I will judge you for spending more than $20 for a bottle of wine
February 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Trade war? Yeah… I’ll trade war for peace, thanks ✌🏻
February 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“Chicken of the woods” nice try buddy but I’ve seen chickens in the woods and they ain’t mushrooms
January 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
quack quack quack quack quack when you see me at the pond ima quack quack quack
January 16, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Threw a cinnamon stick and a couple cardamom pods in my rice cooker and heavily salted the water and it’s the best rice I’ve ever made in my life and almost as good as the best rice I’ve ever gotten from a restaurant. Delicious aromatic rice is that easy. You have to try it.
January 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
12 hour shift at the ice cream factory today for some reason
December 23, 2024 at 3:59 PM
They should invent a city to move to that’s perfect for me and easy to choose
December 21, 2024 at 1:37 AM
It’s a cardboard engineer’s solemn duty to create something from the negative space of another. There are entire worlds waiting to be born from the weird shapes of a gizmo.
buying a big weirdly shaped electronic gizmo is a humbling reminder this is a cardboard engineer's world and we're just living in it
December 18, 2024 at 5:07 PM
It falls to me to save this godforsaken ice cream shop
December 18, 2024 at 5:03 PM
My suffering is being mocked.
December 18, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Every so often all the machines decide to get really loud at the same time. Probably fine.
Working at an ice cream shop in winter kinda feels like being the offseason caretaker of a haunted hotel.
December 18, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Y’know anybody can piss like a racehorse, but I’ve yet to see anybody race like a pisshorse. Just something to think about.
December 18, 2024 at 2:46 AM
I love going to work and finding out everything’s fucked, and I’m like “cool guess I’ll work the fucked shift today”
December 18, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Working at an ice cream shop in winter kinda feels like being the offseason caretaker of a haunted hotel.
December 10, 2024 at 8:58 PM
I don’t know any of my regulars’ names, but I know I’d go to war for any of ‘em.
December 10, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Hearing Passionfruit playing through the wall in my neighbor’s apartment is cracking me up hard
December 8, 2024 at 3:00 AM