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huberarts
@huberarts.bsky.social
Capturing moments that never were, but could be.
Synthography / AI photography.
Weirdly real. Quietly wrong.
https://huberarts.carrd.co/
🧵 I don't live in the US, nor am I a US citizen.

From here, it doesn't look like chaos.
It looks like demolition.
Deliberate. Methodical.

Here's what most news won't show you.
And why all the noise is hiding something far more dangerous.
July 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
And we’re live at the Finals here on Vorga-6!
Wind index is optimal, robes are locked, incense is lit!
Harlan takes the first dune with zero hesitation! Look at that spin!
Rider 6 drops a sandal! Penalty or performance art? Jury's split!
June 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump." - Nate White
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#NoKings
June 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
🙂AI Community #WeekendShowcase

Anyone can play!✌️

QT or Share from any or all categories...

⭐️1. A favorite of the week
⭐️2. One you didn't plan to post
⭐️3. One you don't think anyone will like
⭐️4. An all time favorite
June 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
They’re the only street gang in town with pink ears.
You mess with one, you’re getting violently glittered.
Takes weeks to get the sparkle out of your reputation.
June 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
They swore no drama this time.
Just a nice breakfast.
Then the waiter brought decaf.
June 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
She swore she wouldn’t date anyone from work again.
Technically, he freelances.
And he’s never corrected her pronunciation of “gnocchi.”
June 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
He only sells shoes that have already walked somewhere important.
Says new soles are for people with no direction.
June 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Came in to order a custom planet at the planetary bakery.
Staff looked incredible. Interior was spotless.
Nice planet, though the crust was uneven and the core ran hot.
Still worth the cubits.
June 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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June 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The navigator tries to fine-tune the jump path.
But Fred keeps switching to channel 88.
He’d rather watch reruns of the cooking show with the yelling eel.
June 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
They only play covers now.
Less creative tension.
Fewer injuries.
June 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Thanks for the tag, Z3PIO
🙂 Happy #WeekendShowcase 🔥

⭐️1. A favorite of the week
⭐️2. One you didn't plan to post
⭐️3. One you don't think anyone will like
⭐️4. An all time favorite
June 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Thanks for the tag, Z3PIO
🙂 Happy #WeekendShowcase 🔥

⭐️1. A favorite of the week
⭐️2. One you didn't plan to post
⭐️3. One you don't think anyone will like
⭐️4. An all time favorite
June 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Just chillin'
June 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
She picked this over the cryo-spa.
The lights respond to breath. The fuzz absorbs doubt.
She asked if it came in beige.
The guy at the counter said, “This is beige, emotionally.”
June 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It came with one button, no brakes, and a built-in playlist called “Optimism_2.”
He hasn’t stopped smiling since Tuesday.
June 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The tea room staff debates softly by the pastries.

"Alien Royalty," whispers one.

"Twitch streamer," says the other.

When the waiter brought Earl Grey, she looked at him like he’d handed her a squirrel.
June 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
We’re talkin’ auto-warp, cloak mode, room for six legally, nine if you don’t mind sharing oxygen.

Now I know what you're thinking. “Where’s the ship's nose cannon?”

And I say, who needs a nose cannon when the tail can cut a moon in half?

Not saying you should. Just saying you could.
June 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The wall smells like wet laundry.
She’s not sure if it’s watching her while pretending not to.
She brought the radio like last time. If it wants to fight about the station again, fine.
June 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The lenses help her see timelines.
Mostly she ignores them unless someone’s being smug.
Then she schedules their mistake for right after lunch.
May 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
They said he couldn’t run a business without opposable thumbs.
Now he’s got five locations and a line out the door.
Still can’t hold a pencil, but he’s working on it.

#whimsicalart #aiartcommunity #midjourney #synthart #promptart #aiimage #AIアート
May 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
She rereads the same page every block.
Says it’s the only way to get new instructions.
She built the skyline from memory.
Facing north triggers something. Maybe a door. Maybe worse.
May 29, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Pablo plans every heist from his jacuzzi.
The team says it’s weird. Pablo says it’s efficient.
It’s down to two jobs: the casino vault or the Ministry’s koi pond.
One has lasers. The other has Larry.

#SurrealScene #CinematicFrog #HeistVibes
May 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“What if we’re not real?” said Carl, watching his fin flicker like a glitch.
“Then whoever prompted us has a weird taste,” said Lina.
“Should we ask for a revision? Maybe add some plants?”
Lina snorted. “Yeah, let’s trust the one who gave us vertical data streams for no reason.”
May 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM