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@hubernie.bsky.social

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Frequently NSFW--minors DNI! I'm hubernies on tumblr and petraswyvern on AO3. I’m white, gay, disabled, and in my late twenties. these are the hubernie cringeposting dumping grounds.

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world’s leading hubernologist @hubernie.bsky.social · Aug 29

Life's no fun without a good scare...

Black text on a yellowish background made to resemble old parchment. There is gothic font, and an opaque purple flower. The text reads,

"House Vestra invites you to

HUBERNIE HALLO-WEEKEND

October 31-November 2

Tricks:

Day one: Fear
Day two: Wilt
Day three: spycraft

Treats
Day one: courage
Day two: bloom
Day three: trust

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world’s leading hubernologist @hubernie.bsky.social · 5h

oh!! it’s wip Wednesday!!! here’s something I’m working on for Hubernie Halloweekend!

His arms settle around her body, heavy and cold, pulling Bernadetta flush with his chest. At present, however, the slim frame and bony features she had adored for years register to her senses as not unlike a cage.
He smelled wrong, she thought.
Terror courses through Bernadetta's veins. If she were right, and this was indeed an Agarthan puppeteering Hubert's flesh, then the real Hubert, the man she had fought beside for nearly a decade, was dead, or desperately close to it.
"My love," the man with the face of Hubert bids her,
"Will you not embrace me?"
Bernadetta swallows hard. Hubert scarcely addressed her so endearingly...and yet, for just a moment, the words soothe her, quell the fear that has tightened every muscle in her body.

Slowly, carefully, she wraps her arms around him. As she does, she works a dagger free from her sleeve.
"There now...don't you feel safer, Bernadetta?"
Bernadetta's grip tightens on the handle.
"Yes," she whispers softly. "Th-Thank you."
The broad expanse of his back is achingly familiar, each bone readily palpable, even beneath layers of clothing. She traces his scapula, as if trying to memorize its perfect shape, before plunging her blade between his shoulder blades.

world’s leading hubernologist @hubernie.bsky.social · 8h

WE DID NOT LOSE…THERE IS MORE BASEBALL TO PLAY…

world’s leading hubernologist @hubernie.bsky.social · 10h

I know it’s silly but, I hope you all are excited! I can’t wait to see what you’re making!

world’s leading hubernologist @hubernie.bsky.social · Aug 29

Life's no fun without a good scare...

world’s leading hubernologist @hubernie.bsky.social · 14h

the court finds bernadetta guilty of not understanding what it was about until a few listens deep but nevertheless relating to the idea that you will regret it your whole life if you are not true to yourself, even though a girl has never broken her specific heart for comphet reasons

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world’s leading hubernologist @hubernie.bsky.social · 14h

with that said dorothea and shamir are the ultimate Understanders

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world’s leading hubernologist @hubernie.bsky.social · 14h

i had the brief thought of wanting to make a 3h women “does she understand good luck babe” tierlist and then i realized that i simply do not hate myself enough to argue with internet strangers about it

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world’s leading hubernologist @hubernie.bsky.social · 1d

lrp god the dimilix community is so funny. i enjoy the ship but i actually like the community more

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world’s leading hubernologist @hubernie.bsky.social · 1d

what’s the sylnatz copypasta

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world’s leading hubernologist @hubernie.bsky.social · 1d

it makes me want to assert a hubern copypasta even though it doesn’t exist. would prob go with “but, speaking of home, Hubert told me something. he says my father was stripped of his title! I guess he did as he pleased and opposed Edelgard? wait. does that mean my father’s going to be home all th-“

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Dimilix Exchange @dimilixevents.bsky.social · 1d

Sign-ups for the #Dimilix Holiday Exchange are closed! We aim to have matches sent out by the end of October.

And while the naughty or nice list was hotly debated in the year of our canonical Catboy Dimitri, it's reassuring to know that for years, the boar prince and I were inseparable. I know h

A pie chart with the title "Are Dimitri and Felix on the nice or naughty list?". About 40% of the chart is a variety of small slices of various colours; the largest slice at about 60% is purple with surimposed, overflowing text that fully reads: "For years, the boar prince and I were inseparable. I know him better than almost anyone else. So let me give you some advice. Beneath all that princely polish, he's an animal, nothing more. He's strong and skilled, sure. But don't place your trust in him as a human being. Take care he doesn't chew you up and spit you out."

Some of the other responses:

-Dimitri nice, Felix naughty

-Felix nice, Dimitri naughty

-Both naughty

-Both nice

-For years, the boar prince and I were inseparable. I know him better than almost anyone else. So let me give you some advice. Beneath all that princely polish, he's an animal, nothing more. He's strong and skilled, sure. But don't place your trust in him as a human being. Take care he doesn't chew you up and spit you out.

-In theory, they'd both be on the nice list, but somebodyyy gotta be on the naughty list. So, Felix gotta take one for the team

-it was dimitri nice and felix naughty but after last week's incident...

-Considering Heroes!Felix position AS Santa, it's hard to tell. He sees you when you're sleeping. After 20 years, he's seen all of you there is to see.

-Santa Felix put Dimitri on the naughty list because he's a boar. Winter Wife Dimitri put Felix on the nice list because that's his meow meow.

-Dimitri is convinced he has a permanent spot on the naughty list, Felix is determined to join him

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world’s leading hubernologist @hubernie.bsky.social · 1d

if/when we get eliminated I will be cheering for the Mariners to win it all

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world’s leading hubernologist @hubernie.bsky.social · 1d

the Cubs are one loss away from being eliminated from the playoffs but I’m being so brave about it (lying) (I’m Sad)

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Alo~ ♧ @aloyslaststand.bsky.social · 4d

See Bernie yap.

Digital drawing of Bernadetta fire emblem at the greenhouse, talking about carnivorous plants (drawings of different carnivorous plants are shown in speech bubbles) to female Byleth.

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world’s leading hubernologist @hubernie.bsky.social · 2d

me: this is a fic where Bernadetta kills someone and she cannot be certain that it was an imposter-Hubert. she must choose to kill him knowing that it might be the real Hubert.

my followers, who do really well written splatterpunk: thank you sweetie we’ll put it on the fridge

world’s leading hubernologist @hubernie.bsky.social · 2d

feeling really silly bc I’m actually trying to write something that is Horror for hubernie halloweekend. but my followers know that I am a huge weenie and that I’m gonna look like a four year old showing you their macaroni art

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Towa27 @towa27art.bsky.social · 2d

I did a quick sketch of Bernie, it's crazy how much drawing in my sketchbook levels up my digital drawing skills... #fireemblem

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world’s leading hubernologist @hubernie.bsky.social · 3d

I’m always doing this 🙂‍↕️ one time I put lore about buying birth control off the black market bc it was illegal in Fodlan until recently

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あまぴっぴ @amapippi.bsky.social · 4d

おえかきすたいる

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world’s leading hubernologist @hubernie.bsky.social · 3d

that ceo is failing to grasp that literally every person I know on this platform is here bc we abandoned another over hatred of Elon Musk. we have done it before and will again.

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Mカエル @m-kaeru.bsky.social · 3d

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ruu @roraruu.bsky.social · 3d

Did I ever post this leodetta

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world’s leading hubernologist @hubernie.bsky.social · 16d

this seems like a nice time to remind everyone—there are no content restrictions for this event. All that I ask is that you tag your NSFW, and use AO3’s tagging system if you write something with a major archive warning. you’re welcome and encouraged to write/draw whatever you want!

world’s leading hubernologist @hubernie.bsky.social · Aug 29

Life's no fun without a good scare...

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Dnaitari @dnaitari.bsky.social · 17d

I had a dream about Marcille in unzipped coveralls ...

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あまぴっぴ @amapippi.bsky.social · 4d

ぎゅい

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world’s leading hubernologist @hubernie.bsky.social · 5d

I DO and HOLY SHIT