steeb would be a great name for a little son who's missing a limb

meal prepping is cool because u get to spend 3 hours on a sunday making food that you'll throw out by thursday

on bluesky looking for the hobo johnson fanbase

everyone's got that one uncle called old musty who gets way too drunk on thanksgiving and starts rambling about the sea and how he fell in love with a mermaid once

how grocery shopping feels when ur drunk

call me jimmy the way im getting my neuter on

i eat ass for pleasure and pussy for business