David Berry
@huckleberry127.bsky.social
To the straight maga women into heated rivalry: I do not like you
December 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
To the straight maga women into heated rivalry: I do not like you
Oh Kimmy, we love a villain. Guuurl bye. 🏳️🌈
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Oh Kimmy, we love a villain. Guuurl bye. 🏳️🌈
It feels like gnocchi is having a moment.
I think I’m jealous of a pasta.
I think I’m jealous of a pasta.
September 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
It feels like gnocchi is having a moment.
I think I’m jealous of a pasta.
I think I’m jealous of a pasta.
Nothing brings me more joy than finding a surprise lesbian 🤗
August 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Nothing brings me more joy than finding a surprise lesbian 🤗
Incredibly fucking pissed thanks so much for asking xoxoxo
June 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Incredibly fucking pissed thanks so much for asking xoxoxo
Shouldn’t the start of a river be called the mouth and the end the asswater?
May 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Shouldn’t the start of a river be called the mouth and the end the asswater?
I’m hoping that it’s the fuckaroundiest of times and that the findoutiest of times is coming.
February 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’m hoping that it’s the fuckaroundiest of times and that the findoutiest of times is coming.
Lauren: where’s the (insert household object)?
David: *clearly traumatized by high school spanish* la biblioteca esta alli.
David: *clearly traumatized by high school spanish* la biblioteca esta alli.
January 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Lauren: where’s the (insert household object)?
David: *clearly traumatized by high school spanish* la biblioteca esta alli.
David: *clearly traumatized by high school spanish* la biblioteca esta alli.
I need a fucking doughnut
January 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I need a fucking doughnut
The amount of engagement when my mom posts a pic on Facebook is honestly wild. Her fan are adoring.
December 27, 2024 at 2:29 AM
The amount of engagement when my mom posts a pic on Facebook is honestly wild. Her fan are adoring.
Not me looking at wall-mounted garden fountains before five AM because anxiety is my superpower. I mean, how are you spending your time??
December 23, 2024 at 10:46 AM
Not me looking at wall-mounted garden fountains before five AM because anxiety is my superpower. I mean, how are you spending your time??
Skittle packages with an uneven distribution of colors are anti queer.
December 17, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Skittle packages with an uneven distribution of colors are anti queer.
We are not talking nearly enough about Cynthia’s lip makeup.
December 2, 2024 at 3:30 AM
We are not talking nearly enough about Cynthia’s lip makeup.