Hucklefug
hucklefug.bsky.social
Hucklefug
@hucklefug.bsky.social
"Hey grok, fire the missile at the yemeni wedding"

"Sure thing partner! Would you like me to take some optical footage of the corpses in the aftermath, and then put them all in banana hammocks? I think that would be mega based!!"
January 13, 2026 at 6:10 AM
If a rabid bear breaks into a concert hall and the guy who owns the building not only refuses to unlock the front door, but also refuses to acknowlege the danger the beast poses, Id say Id almost be angrier at the guy who owns the building than the bear.
January 6, 2026 at 7:39 PM
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
YOU FUCKING IDIOT. YOURE GOING TO MAKE DEMS OWN 40 MILLION PEOPLE LOSING HEALTHCARE
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'd rather them turn my corpse into a piñata than have AI write my fucking eulogy
August 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
TREASONOUS CRAVEN
March 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I keep hearing "fortunate son" playing quietly in the background of my mind. Does anyone know what this means?
March 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM