Huero Jack
@huerojack.bsky.social
Union plumber. Songwriter. Ex-convict. MMA burnout. But above all else: Linda's daddy.
In case you were wondering how I brush my teeth...with a blind cat on my shoulder.
December 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
In case you were wondering how I brush my teeth...with a blind cat on my shoulder.
This would be my ideal for him, but we gotta take what we get in this crap assed world we live in.
December 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This would be my ideal for him, but we gotta take what we get in this crap assed world we live in.
Shit looks worse than it feels.
December 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Shit looks worse than it feels.
It was lit, my man. The vecino is an elotero and he set up a couple carts to give away churros and elotes. Other vecinos made birria and pozole...even the ritual itself was dope.
December 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It was lit, my man. The vecino is an elotero and he set up a couple carts to give away churros and elotes. Other vecinos made birria and pozole...even the ritual itself was dope.
Am I still a Catholic? No. Does the Feast of the Virgin still fucking rules? Yes it does.
December 12, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Am I still a Catholic? No. Does the Feast of the Virgin still fucking rules? Yes it does.
Wish me luck, foos.
December 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Wish me luck, foos.
I know it's not even top 10 of the weirdest shits about him...but look at the way this freak is sitting...what type of fucking demon sits like this?
December 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I know it's not even top 10 of the weirdest shits about him...but look at the way this freak is sitting...what type of fucking demon sits like this?
Loooooool. Bryce Mitchell made the list. *I* barely know who Bryce Mitchell is, and I'm a fucking sicko...for whom did they make this list?
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Loooooool. Bryce Mitchell made the list. *I* barely know who Bryce Mitchell is, and I'm a fucking sicko...for whom did they make this list?
Happy Crimbo, foos.
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Happy Crimbo, foos.
Cannot believe that some people actually think Gavin Newsom is anything other than a power-hungry, opportunistic, piece of shit. Fuck Gavin. Forever.
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Cannot believe that some people actually think Gavin Newsom is anything other than a power-hungry, opportunistic, piece of shit. Fuck Gavin. Forever.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
He was right about everything.
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
He was right about everything.
Linda tucks him in.
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Linda tucks him in.
This motherfucker looks like a demon wearing a god damned skin suit.
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This motherfucker looks like a demon wearing a god damned skin suit.
He was right about everything.
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
He was right about everything.
Swear to fuck. We have a Dia de Los Muertos party cracking here...and if I miss it for the punkass Dogs to win? I might crash out.
November 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Swear to fuck. We have a Dia de Los Muertos party cracking here...and if I miss it for the punkass Dogs to win? I might crash out.
A sip for the sauce, a sip for the chef. This is law.
October 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
A sip for the sauce, a sip for the chef. This is law.
Ready for the dead to visit.
October 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Ready for the dead to visit.
Holy shit, it's Dean Browning.
October 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Holy shit, it's Dean Browning.
Google trying to push Tom McDonald on me??? Fucking WHY!? Yeah, hoe, I want to see less of that...like...NONE of that. If *my* algorithm is generating this garbage, I can't even fucking imagine what a right-winger's feed looks like. Everything is fascist now.
October 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Google trying to push Tom McDonald on me??? Fucking WHY!? Yeah, hoe, I want to see less of that...like...NONE of that. If *my* algorithm is generating this garbage, I can't even fucking imagine what a right-winger's feed looks like. Everything is fascist now.
Hell is simply sitting in border traffic.
October 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Hell is simply sitting in border traffic.
My stream tapped another dimension and now I am getting the *true* audio of the oofsie
October 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My stream tapped another dimension and now I am getting the *true* audio of the oofsie
LET'S FUCKING GO SAN DIEGO!!!!
October 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
LET'S FUCKING GO SAN DIEGO!!!!