The Kingfish
@hueythekingfish.bsky.social
By day, trader of corporate bonds.
By night, barbecue master and raconteur extraordinaire.
And at all hours, ally to all 🏳️⚧️ people.
The Kingfish gonna save this land.
By night, barbecue master and raconteur extraordinaire.
And at all hours, ally to all 🏳️⚧️ people.
The Kingfish gonna save this land.
His grave site will be either:
A) protected by troops and a republican congress will pass a law mandating death penalty for pissing
Or
B) a revenue producer set up by his sons who’ll charge 10 grand for the right to piss
(Which I’d gladly pay)
A) protected by troops and a republican congress will pass a law mandating death penalty for pissing
Or
B) a revenue producer set up by his sons who’ll charge 10 grand for the right to piss
(Which I’d gladly pay)
December 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
His grave site will be either:
A) protected by troops and a republican congress will pass a law mandating death penalty for pissing
Or
B) a revenue producer set up by his sons who’ll charge 10 grand for the right to piss
(Which I’d gladly pay)
A) protected by troops and a republican congress will pass a law mandating death penalty for pissing
Or
B) a revenue producer set up by his sons who’ll charge 10 grand for the right to piss
(Which I’d gladly pay)
I’m gonna drink a 40 while I wait in line so I have an extra full bladder.
December 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I’m gonna drink a 40 while I wait in line so I have an extra full bladder.
Word is her talents are more horizontal than vertical..
December 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Word is her talents are more horizontal than vertical..
Happy to share my recipe via DM, if you like
December 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Happy to share my recipe via DM, if you like
Also double as a list of restaurants to avoid for their food, too.
(Exception for White Castle is BAC is sufficiently high)
(Exception for White Castle is BAC is sufficiently high)
December 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Also double as a list of restaurants to avoid for their food, too.
(Exception for White Castle is BAC is sufficiently high)
(Exception for White Castle is BAC is sufficiently high)
It’s not you at all. It’s the indulgence you’re giving them, the permission to eat sinfully.
That’s gut punch level of cold reality.
So I decided to ignore it and stick with original script.
3/3/x
That’s gut punch level of cold reality.
So I decided to ignore it and stick with original script.
3/3/x
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It’s not you at all. It’s the indulgence you’re giving them, the permission to eat sinfully.
That’s gut punch level of cold reality.
So I decided to ignore it and stick with original script.
3/3/x
That’s gut punch level of cold reality.
So I decided to ignore it and stick with original script.
3/3/x
Energetically.
For a time that gave balding, pudgy me some hope of my attractiveness.
Then I mentioned that dynamic to a buddy.
He said, nah, it ain’t you. Your neighbors are NorCal yoga pants gym going wellness moms. They’d never choose bacon on their own, it’s fatty and salty and evil
2/
For a time that gave balding, pudgy me some hope of my attractiveness.
Then I mentioned that dynamic to a buddy.
He said, nah, it ain’t you. Your neighbors are NorCal yoga pants gym going wellness moms. They’d never choose bacon on their own, it’s fatty and salty and evil
2/
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Energetically.
For a time that gave balding, pudgy me some hope of my attractiveness.
Then I mentioned that dynamic to a buddy.
He said, nah, it ain’t you. Your neighbors are NorCal yoga pants gym going wellness moms. They’d never choose bacon on their own, it’s fatty and salty and evil
2/
For a time that gave balding, pudgy me some hope of my attractiveness.
Then I mentioned that dynamic to a buddy.
He said, nah, it ain’t you. Your neighbors are NorCal yoga pants gym going wellness moms. They’d never choose bacon on their own, it’s fatty and salty and evil
2/
For the last 15+ years I’ve smoked bacon for friends and neighbors at holiday time. Some folks do cookies, I do bacon.
After a few yrs I noticed a big gender divide. When you give a man bacon, he says “thank you.”
When you give a woman bacon, her eyes light up and she hugs you somewhat
1/
After a few yrs I noticed a big gender divide. When you give a man bacon, he says “thank you.”
When you give a woman bacon, her eyes light up and she hugs you somewhat
1/
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
For the last 15+ years I’ve smoked bacon for friends and neighbors at holiday time. Some folks do cookies, I do bacon.
After a few yrs I noticed a big gender divide. When you give a man bacon, he says “thank you.”
When you give a woman bacon, her eyes light up and she hugs you somewhat
1/
After a few yrs I noticed a big gender divide. When you give a man bacon, he says “thank you.”
When you give a woman bacon, her eyes light up and she hugs you somewhat
1/
In my 57 years on earth, I’ve never worn a watch, yet I am still Prussian level punctual.
December 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
In my 57 years on earth, I’ve never worn a watch, yet I am still Prussian level punctual.
Mowing the lawn and dad came up to me with a bright, almost twinkling smile and asked me if I wanted to see Star Wars. I showered and we drove there immediately after.
I was 10.
Will never forget.
2/2/x
I was 10.
Will never forget.
2/2/x
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Mowing the lawn and dad came up to me with a bright, almost twinkling smile and asked me if I wanted to see Star Wars. I showered and we drove there immediately after.
I was 10.
Will never forget.
2/2/x
I was 10.
Will never forget.
2/2/x
Growing up one of 9 kids I didn’t ge much 1 on 1 time with dad, nor did I get to he movies either (and I didn’t eat at a restaurant that lacked a drive thru until after high school)
A year or more after Star Wars came out, I still hadn’t seen it.
One sweaty, humid Saturday I finished
1/
A year or more after Star Wars came out, I still hadn’t seen it.
One sweaty, humid Saturday I finished
1/
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Growing up one of 9 kids I didn’t ge much 1 on 1 time with dad, nor did I get to he movies either (and I didn’t eat at a restaurant that lacked a drive thru until after high school)
A year or more after Star Wars came out, I still hadn’t seen it.
One sweaty, humid Saturday I finished
1/
A year or more after Star Wars came out, I still hadn’t seen it.
One sweaty, humid Saturday I finished
1/
In elementary school in Deep South, we learned a fairly accurate version of the Civil War. Slavery clearly stated as primary cause.
In HS up North, in a district that never ceased touting its high AP class percentage and how many kids went Ivy League, we got a Lost Cause/GWTW version.
Weird
In HS up North, in a district that never ceased touting its high AP class percentage and how many kids went Ivy League, we got a Lost Cause/GWTW version.
Weird
December 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
In elementary school in Deep South, we learned a fairly accurate version of the Civil War. Slavery clearly stated as primary cause.
In HS up North, in a district that never ceased touting its high AP class percentage and how many kids went Ivy League, we got a Lost Cause/GWTW version.
Weird
In HS up North, in a district that never ceased touting its high AP class percentage and how many kids went Ivy League, we got a Lost Cause/GWTW version.
Weird
Tom Nichols blocking you in 5,4,3….
December 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Tom Nichols blocking you in 5,4,3….
If Hasset gets it, Dow 36,000 call will finally come true
December 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
If Hasset gets it, Dow 36,000 call will finally come true
No way.
If he was president when those were made, the label would have loudly trumpeted that
If he was president when those were made, the label would have loudly trumpeted that
December 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
No way.
If he was president when those were made, the label would have loudly trumpeted that
If he was president when those were made, the label would have loudly trumpeted that
Not a TX voter so my opinion means little/nothing but I like them both.
Is there a way for one to go for senate and other for another office? They are both solid
Is there a way for one to go for senate and other for another office? They are both solid
December 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Not a TX voter so my opinion means little/nothing but I like them both.
Is there a way for one to go for senate and other for another office? They are both solid
Is there a way for one to go for senate and other for another office? They are both solid
40 votes of winning.
The incumbent who beat him and kept his seat was seen passing out $10 bills at the polls and telling people not to vote for the yankee.
Districts like that stay poor forever.
3/3/x
The incumbent who beat him and kept his seat was seen passing out $10 bills at the polls and telling people not to vote for the yankee.
Districts like that stay poor forever.
3/3/x
December 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
40 votes of winning.
The incumbent who beat him and kept his seat was seen passing out $10 bills at the polls and telling people not to vote for the yankee.
Districts like that stay poor forever.
3/3/x
The incumbent who beat him and kept his seat was seen passing out $10 bills at the polls and telling people not to vote for the yankee.
Districts like that stay poor forever.
3/3/x
I told mom and dad at dinner table and dad was so angry he ran for school board. He was a newcomer with a Brooklyn accent, and was also a Republican. (This was before white votes in Deep South went from 90% Dem to 200% Rep).
It was a miracle he got more than two votes, but he came within
2/
It was a miracle he got more than two votes, but he came within
2/
December 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I told mom and dad at dinner table and dad was so angry he ran for school board. He was a newcomer with a Brooklyn accent, and was also a Republican. (This was before white votes in Deep South went from 90% Dem to 200% Rep).
It was a miracle he got more than two votes, but he came within
2/
It was a miracle he got more than two votes, but he came within
2/
When I went to first grade in Rapides Parish, on day 1 we were handed readers. I noticed that many copies that Mrs H. was passing out had charred edges and other burn marks.
I asked why and she told me they’d been salvaged from a fire several years before.
1/
I asked why and she told me they’d been salvaged from a fire several years before.
1/
December 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
When I went to first grade in Rapides Parish, on day 1 we were handed readers. I noticed that many copies that Mrs H. was passing out had charred edges and other burn marks.
I asked why and she told me they’d been salvaged from a fire several years before.
1/
I asked why and she told me they’d been salvaged from a fire several years before.
1/
Can’t Understand Normal Thinking.
December 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Can’t Understand Normal Thinking.
Oh, $urely you under$tand the rea$on he wa$ pardoned.
December 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Oh, $urely you under$tand the rea$on he wa$ pardoned.
With all that silicon & bondo, she’ll certainly bounce back
December 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
With all that silicon & bondo, she’ll certainly bounce back
We’re gonna be friends
December 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
We’re gonna be friends