I already know the ONE thing that’s gonna irritate me about being over here is ALLLLLLLL the Kendrick meat riders are here.

Ain’t seen the first titty on here. I’m so glad to be free of the constant barrage of “Link In Bio” “Pussy in bio” “Chudai” posts… I feel like George Costanza right now

I dont wanna have surgery for my Dupuytren’s contraction

I pray for days like this

Eventually we’re going to have to admit that No Vaseline is terrible

Durk had been my favorite rapper these past few years. Sad to see him bout to get locked up forever

I need Latto to punch me square in my face

I think I’m really falling off into my old man era. I be so excited when Ollie’s drop a new ad. Went up in there one day and bought 3 bags of weed and feed.

I need old white people to stop casting looks of judgement on me when I say no to donating to whatever they’re pushing at the Publix cash register. Look my nigga I rounded up when I was in the bitch yesterday. Stop asking. Also fuck you I just don’t wanna donate. I don’t need you looking at me crazy

Bruhhhhh might gotta do it

I watched Trap yesterday and I really want M Night arrested. There’s gotta be some kind of rarely used legislation we can dig up to get this man time behind bars

Silo is coming back Friday

I had retired from tweeting but I’ll pop up here every now and then and drop some heat like 3K

I guess I’ll be the manosphere/red pill content guy on here. Bluesky needs grifters