“The River” by F. O’Connor, “Nemecia” by Kirstin Valdez Quade, maybe “The Moths” by Helena Viramontes, any of the stories from Mariana Enriquez’s THINGS WE LOST IN THE FIRE, “Prince Hat underground” and “I Can See Right Through You” by Kelly Link, “the Birds” and “Don’t Look Now” by du Maurier

No One Writes to the Colonic

Always felt that material was a little blue

Few more “the’s” and you won’t even notice anymore

“Remember about the rabbits, George”

One interesting fact about this bold pioneer of the “frosted tips beard” is that he’s not yet thirty years old

Pasta shapes are action figures for adults who like to cook

It was a good day, it was a good day, it was a good day

Schumer and staff were all, this interview will go fine, as long as they don’t ask one particularly obvious, predictable, and frankly common sort of question

I’m always bowled over by The Flintstones, which forces the viewer to imagine being the largely preverbal son of the most attractive woman who’s ever lived

Funniest driving range scene in recent cinema

Information culture, at least as we’ve invented it, is a vast monoculture machine

Helicopter clearly piloted by Nelson Muntz