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Has anyone else wondered why

Iran
Egypt
Saudi Arabia
Lebanon
Syria
Turkey
Pakistan
Yemen
Indonesia
Iraq
Russia
have chosen not to play a big part in donating urgently needed aid for the starving in -

Gaza??????
August 1, 2025 at 9:57 AM
They don’t know what the F they’re doing!

Hahahaha
June 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Trump has too many plates spinning around the world as we speak including -

Ukraine-Russia
Israel-Gaza-Hamas
Yemen-Houthi
India-Pakistan
Iran-Nuclear
Syria
Qatar
UAE
Abu Dhabi
Canada
Greenland
Mexico
Tariffs

OMG, I’m exhausted just thinking about it all.

Don’t drop any plates!
May 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Reposted
Fascinating! They're not really my style, but my cousin's son buys and sells them as a side business!!
May 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If I was a betting man, which I am , my money is on a White Pope because the C Church is still as racist as it’s been for the last 2000 years!
May 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
India attacks Pakistan in retaliation for terrorist attack in Kashmir.

Don’t panic!

Trump will first blame Biden.

Then, he’ll reshuffle his to do list inc Ukraine-Russia, Israel-Gaza, Israel-Iran, Houthis in Yemen, Iraq, Syria, Canada, Mexico, Greenland, Tariffs and Doge.
But top priority GOLF!
May 7, 2025 at 11:24 AM
It’s not just The White House that has a large Rat problem.

Birmingham UK due to industrial action has tons of uncollected rubbish and huge Rats are breeding as fast as rabbits.
April 4, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Well done Trump, tariffs are in and the obvious winners worldwide are, Nobody!

Compared to going to jail as a convicted felon, throwing your toys out of the buggy are so much more preferable!
April 4, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Was flabbergasted to find a large local supermarket near me have started selling toilet paper that can be used on both sides. It’s like a glove, and when one side is used you just turn it over and wipe again.

Taking a dump has never been so cheap!
April 1, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I have very varied tastes in many genres of music and have finally decided that if forced to pick one artist or band who have given me most pleasure and enjoyment over very many years it would be The Rolling Stones!

Just Incredible!!!
April 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
British Prime Minister Harold Macmillan in 1958 said Jaw, Jaw, is better than War,War

1 million%
March 31, 2025 at 3:22 PM
OMG!

Tesla stock is down as I put pen to paper another $17

This is like watching Tesla-Tanic sinking in slooooow moooootion

A disaster movie!

I love disaster movies!

Hahahaha!
March 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Shop window sign seen at Worth Avenue, Palm Beach, Florida -

We would rather do business with Donald Trump than any other American!

Undertaker Cremator and Embalmer
March 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Trump is now Pissed Off and Angry with Putin after comments criticising Zelenskyy.

This is very Orwellian and 1984ish where Oceania was always at war with Eurasia until it was not, and then they were friends again until they weren’t
March 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I’ve just received notification from Nigeria that I’m the sole surviving member of a long lost relative and am the only beneficiary of around $48m

Was asked for ID so sent Passport, Driving Licence, Bank Account details, Birth Certificate and fingerprints.

Getting very excited!!!
March 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I grew up on a diet of wonderful American classics that just have no equals or parallels today -

Land of The Giants 1968-70
Lost in Space 1965-68
Man From Uncle 1964-68
The Prisoner 1967-68
Get Smart 1965-66
Beverly Hillbillies 1962-71
The Munsters 1964-66
Mission Impossible 1966-73

Plenty More!!!
March 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My family are starving. Over three weeks ago I promised on my return from work we’d all go out for dinner. The problem is on my return from work each day I check out new posts on Bluesky and four hours later it’s bedtime. They’re starving and hate me now, only the dog tolerates me!
March 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Word of the year so far -

Shrinkflation!!!
March 27, 2025 at 9:54 AM
After recently having an examination by my doctor, she warned about two indicative signs that the aging process was gaining pace rapidly.
The first was that memory starts to fail, the second I just can’t remember?
March 26, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Started binging on Vikings for the third time with Ragnar Lagertha and Floki to name a few. When they’re not killing they’re all sex maniacs but everyone is just so filthy and all covered in blood!

Just don’t understand?
March 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Tesla stock is sinking another 5%. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion!

I love disaster movies!!!
March 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
BYD unveils faster charging system than Tesla.

Great news for BYD
Terrible news for Tesla

Oh dear, more bad news for Elon!
March 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Watching Tesla stock crash over the last couple of months has been like binging out nonstop on Netflix and Amazon disaster movies.

I love disaster movies!
March 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Called my local Tesla dealer and jokingly asked the sales rep for the price of a Model 3 as I was told they were having a fire sale.
The line just went dead!

Nazis have no sense of humour!
March 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Elon wakes up each morning thinking he’s living in Groundhog Day until he sees Tesla stock price plunge even lower yet again.

Nasty Nazi!
March 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM