Huitlacoche is a pun. Corn smut. IYKYK
@huitlacoche.bsky.social
Afterdark account, expect talk about sex, kink, bdsm and the occasional spicy picture.
I swear to fuck that once this work shit is over I am taking 2-3 days to just fuck off with the spouse to a hotel and have a sex vacation and not have to be a person. I'll just be a feral raccoon or something. Not have to TALK. Or think. Or need shoes. thumbs might be optional I don't know.
February 10, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I swear to fuck that once this work shit is over I am taking 2-3 days to just fuck off with the spouse to a hotel and have a sex vacation and not have to be a person. I'll just be a feral raccoon or something. Not have to TALK. Or think. Or need shoes. thumbs might be optional I don't know.
Good idea: telling your partner that your favorite bra fits again
Bad idea: doing it while they’re trying to back out of our parking spot
(We’re fine - car is fine - just you know it was funny)
Bad idea: doing it while they’re trying to back out of our parking spot
(We’re fine - car is fine - just you know it was funny)
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Good idea: telling your partner that your favorite bra fits again
Bad idea: doing it while they’re trying to back out of our parking spot
(We’re fine - car is fine - just you know it was funny)
Bad idea: doing it while they’re trying to back out of our parking spot
(We’re fine - car is fine - just you know it was funny)
Achievement unlocked
Post recovery sexing
It is nice to have allllll my flexibility back
Post recovery sexing
It is nice to have allllll my flexibility back
January 16, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Achievement unlocked
Post recovery sexing
It is nice to have allllll my flexibility back
Post recovery sexing
It is nice to have allllll my flexibility back
I cannot put into words the relief I felt when after four/five months of chronic kidney issues - my sex drive actually came back once the issue was resolved.
Honestly was kind of scared it might not, which is irrational because this is not my first time on this lack-of-cock-carousel.
Honestly was kind of scared it might not, which is irrational because this is not my first time on this lack-of-cock-carousel.
January 15, 2026 at 5:33 AM
I cannot put into words the relief I felt when after four/five months of chronic kidney issues - my sex drive actually came back once the issue was resolved.
Honestly was kind of scared it might not, which is irrational because this is not my first time on this lack-of-cock-carousel.
Honestly was kind of scared it might not, which is irrational because this is not my first time on this lack-of-cock-carousel.
Well on one hand I have pretty clear evidence that my couple of years of “no one touch me ever” was due to kidney nonsense
On the other hand I would like my second round of kidney stones to go away so I can have a sex drive again thanks
On the other hand I would like my second round of kidney stones to go away so I can have a sex drive again thanks
October 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Well on one hand I have pretty clear evidence that my couple of years of “no one touch me ever” was due to kidney nonsense
On the other hand I would like my second round of kidney stones to go away so I can have a sex drive again thanks
On the other hand I would like my second round of kidney stones to go away so I can have a sex drive again thanks
www.reddit.com/r/MonsterHig... There is going to be SO much kinky fanart/cosplay of this and I'm not mad about it.
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October 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
www.reddit.com/r/MonsterHig... There is going to be SO much kinky fanart/cosplay of this and I'm not mad about it.
The thing they don’t tell you about adulthood is that sometimes you’re lying in bed going
Well I want dick
I also want eight hours of sleep
And I can’t have both
Well I want dick
I also want eight hours of sleep
And I can’t have both
October 7, 2025 at 7:09 AM
The thing they don’t tell you about adulthood is that sometimes you’re lying in bed going
Well I want dick
I also want eight hours of sleep
And I can’t have both
Well I want dick
I also want eight hours of sleep
And I can’t have both
Explain your username:
My regular Bluesky account’s name is my normal username I use everywhere which is corn chip related and this one is my afterdark for smut related topics
And so the username is literally corn smut
Look it up
I think I’m clever
My regular Bluesky account’s name is my normal username I use everywhere which is corn chip related and this one is my afterdark for smut related topics
And so the username is literally corn smut
Look it up
I think I’m clever
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Explain your username:
My regular Bluesky account’s name is my normal username I use everywhere which is corn chip related and this one is my afterdark for smut related topics
And so the username is literally corn smut
Look it up
I think I’m clever
My regular Bluesky account’s name is my normal username I use everywhere which is corn chip related and this one is my afterdark for smut related topics
And so the username is literally corn smut
Look it up
I think I’m clever
Balatro is NOT a good idea tonight.
(do I need to be distracted, yes. Is it working, no. am I ANY good at this game right now, also very no)
(do I need to be distracted, yes. Is it working, no. am I ANY good at this game right now, also very no)
September 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Balatro is NOT a good idea tonight.
(do I need to be distracted, yes. Is it working, no. am I ANY good at this game right now, also very no)
(do I need to be distracted, yes. Is it working, no. am I ANY good at this game right now, also very no)
me: like 10 notifications on this account?
me: sees follower list go up by one
me: Oh. oooooh. oh DEAR.
me: ... I may be slightly in danger
(in a good way)
me: sees follower list go up by one
me: Oh. oooooh. oh DEAR.
me: ... I may be slightly in danger
(in a good way)
September 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
me: like 10 notifications on this account?
me: sees follower list go up by one
me: Oh. oooooh. oh DEAR.
me: ... I may be slightly in danger
(in a good way)
me: sees follower list go up by one
me: Oh. oooooh. oh DEAR.
me: ... I may be slightly in danger
(in a good way)
That feel when you’re like “do I have enough PTO to take the day off and spend it being kinky” and then you remember it’s a work from home day so you can get some work done while engaging in a little orgasm denial and nipple torment
September 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
That feel when you’re like “do I have enough PTO to take the day off and spend it being kinky” and then you remember it’s a work from home day so you can get some work done while engaging in a little orgasm denial and nipple torment
Not me trying to figure out how to say "Well, having just had to plan one at least a week in advance..." on the non-after-dark-account
so instead, D&D jokes.
so instead, D&D jokes.
September 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Not me trying to figure out how to say "Well, having just had to plan one at least a week in advance..." on the non-after-dark-account
so instead, D&D jokes.
so instead, D&D jokes.
Things you have to say sometimes when you have conversations about kink
“I’m a lizard. That’s not aspirational- I don’t want to be one I just get cold easily”
“I’m a lizard. That’s not aspirational- I don’t want to be one I just get cold easily”
September 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Things you have to say sometimes when you have conversations about kink
“I’m a lizard. That’s not aspirational- I don’t want to be one I just get cold easily”
“I’m a lizard. That’s not aspirational- I don’t want to be one I just get cold easily”
Yeah, not surprised, given the giant (locked) box of Assorted Items under the bed.
July 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Yeah, not surprised, given the giant (locked) box of Assorted Items under the bed.
Well that was.
I am pretty sure that thing I just did was like how
... nope, words not wording.
(yes, on the after dark on purpose, I'm going to have to contextualize this)
I am pretty sure that thing I just did was like how
... nope, words not wording.
(yes, on the after dark on purpose, I'm going to have to contextualize this)
July 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Well that was.
I am pretty sure that thing I just did was like how
... nope, words not wording.
(yes, on the after dark on purpose, I'm going to have to contextualize this)
I am pretty sure that thing I just did was like how
... nope, words not wording.
(yes, on the after dark on purpose, I'm going to have to contextualize this)
Our inventory system at work is called ERP
I cannot with this today I can’t in functionally incapable of not giggling
Possibly because I am trying to write some in email
I cannot with this today I can’t in functionally incapable of not giggling
Possibly because I am trying to write some in email
July 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Our inventory system at work is called ERP
I cannot with this today I can’t in functionally incapable of not giggling
Possibly because I am trying to write some in email
I cannot with this today I can’t in functionally incapable of not giggling
Possibly because I am trying to write some in email
Context for a joke on the main about 'forgetting' I made this
I am 99% sure I forgot I made this account. I am PRETTY sure if I'd been doing any weird submission / subspace stuff and made it during that, that there'd be a lot more spicy pictures on here.
I am 99% sure I forgot I made this account. I am PRETTY sure if I'd been doing any weird submission / subspace stuff and made it during that, that there'd be a lot more spicy pictures on here.
July 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Context for a joke on the main about 'forgetting' I made this
I am 99% sure I forgot I made this account. I am PRETTY sure if I'd been doing any weird submission / subspace stuff and made it during that, that there'd be a lot more spicy pictures on here.
I am 99% sure I forgot I made this account. I am PRETTY sure if I'd been doing any weird submission / subspace stuff and made it during that, that there'd be a lot more spicy pictures on here.
Every time I log out of my on-call timeclock app, it has a "clock out" "submit" set of buttons and look app, I get it, sometimes sure, I want that, but
fuck sake, not 8 times a day on a holiday weekend.
fuck sake, not 8 times a day on a holiday weekend.
July 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Every time I log out of my on-call timeclock app, it has a "clock out" "submit" set of buttons and look app, I get it, sometimes sure, I want that, but
fuck sake, not 8 times a day on a holiday weekend.
fuck sake, not 8 times a day on a holiday weekend.
Some days I really regret that I never looked into nipple piercings in my 20's
(I DO NOT have the time or energy to do the care for them now.)
(I DO NOT have the time or energy to do the care for them now.)
July 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Some days I really regret that I never looked into nipple piercings in my 20's
(I DO NOT have the time or energy to do the care for them now.)
(I DO NOT have the time or energy to do the care for them now.)
Not to open this with a spicy pic :) but let’s just make this clear what this account is for
July 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Not to open this with a spicy pic :) but let’s just make this clear what this account is for
I completely forgot I made this account. Good job me.
July 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I completely forgot I made this account. Good job me.