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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda

@hulcricket.bsky.social

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trans physicist (she/her) who irradiated a cricket one time by accident and will never hear the end of it it is probably not my birthday today

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · Jun 6

I see you the intro and raise you a Jar Jar and Qui-Gon duet of the verse about farting so bad you can't make friends

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 5h

HE COULD IF HE WANTED TO

HE JUST DIDN'T WANT TO

~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 5h

whomst among us

~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 5h

not at all, the one true Fred Meyer (AKA "Freddies") is PNW and primarily Oregon with a few WA locations, and also got bought by Kroger like 30 years ago. the Meijer imposter is in the upper middest, primarily Mich. with some spread south and west.

I grew up with one, lived next to the other tho

~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 5h

now you throw in some mandms and then were talking

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 5h

I do not care for Skittles actually but I think most people likes them

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 5h

oh shit I'm in where is it

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 7h

I recognize obvious traps when I see them and I require a little more cleverness than that

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 8h

woof what a killjoy that guy is

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 8h

I still can't believe PSU burned 50 million dollars to get rid of Frames already

for a 3-3 start a year after making the playoffs

just absolutely tremendous

~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 1d

PENN STATE DID WHAT?!? FOR HOW MANY DOLLARS?!?! AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 8h

thank you I do my best

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 8h

(would also like to say that most of the actual content in Conrad is terrible I only just love the way he uses words)

~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 8h

I actually hate Hemingway's writing style, but my idea of perfect prose is Joseph Conrad so really it's just a personal taste thing

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 8h

I ordered Fight Club from a bookstore and they accidentally sent me Choke and when they realized the mistake they told me to just keep Choke and they'd sent me Fight Club

so I read Choke while I was waiting and then I didn't want to read any more Palahniuk

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 8h

I'm listening

~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 9h

unlike all the other shows

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 9h

it's good tho

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 9h

E N T O U R A G E

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 9h

that Type O cover so gd good

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10h

The Brothers Karamazov was a fun and enjoyable read, actually

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 19h

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 13h

thank you

~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 14h

lecture fit

Tida with the red hair is wearing a gray heather zip up shirt dress with safari pockets, a black geomet belt, black leggings, and black and purple docs marten

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 15h

it had been shipped a week before, from Czechia! said so on the container!

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 16h

ok so all y'all see it too

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 16h

yousa all could noooosa handle meesa life

~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 16h

how have y'all not seen this yet this is like the dozenth time someone's sent this to me

~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 16h

how have y'all not seen this yet this is like the dozenth time someone's sent this to me

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