DWARF CONTRACTOR: *on the phone* alright so tell me this, BEFORE hand, how greedily were you digging.. uh huh... and how deeply? okay, I don't even need to come out, I can tell ya right now you gotta balrog. I'm gonna be honest with ya, does this mine hold any sentimental value

almond butter and jelly on a tortilla kind of night

Halsey and lucy dacus playing on the same night in LA.....Sophie's choice for bisexuals

learned that teddy swims is in fact NOT post malone

queer baiting is back but it's okay this time

Every straight person I've ever met wants me to watch ted lasso

Every time I eat something that is microwaved in plastic it takes a year off my life

willing to do crazy things for lucy dacus, such as entering the state of california

how to get Hilary clinton propaganda off my discover page

My fave albums 2024. This was a good year for the girlies

the first time I heard truth hurts by lizzo i thought she said "you coulda had a bad bitch, Malcolm middle" and really thought she was talking about Frankie muniz

why do all lyft drivers want you dead

you guys are all using alt text the wrong way and it's making me mad

*person who definitely wants me dead* Hey can you smell this and pull the trigger?

Idk what to do does anyone want to pilot me like a sim

guys I'm gonna post my favorite albums of the year and you have to look at it

first post had to be the wrapped obvi