Negative killer instinct. It’s really something to behold.

Ooh. How’d I forget that day walker? Put that asshole UNDER the jail.

I’m fixated on determining who is a true believer and who’s just in it for the power. Like, Hegseth and Noem are obviously all in. But does Rubio know better? Not that it excuses him, and the Nuremberg trials should certainly feature Marco. But I always suspect that he cringes at some of this shit.

The instant CJ let it go, you knew it was a pick six.

Respect for choosing Dear 23 over Frosting on the Beater and Bellybutton over Spilt Milk.

Now that the Bills are out, it’s not too late to hop on that Texans bandwagon.

You do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to” Marjorie Taylor Greene.

They’re fantastic. Here’s a recent gift I gave myself.

Or, hear me out…