Crimson
@human.furniture
Hive mind advocate. Transgenic. Mild pica. glowworm. World's weakest tomboy. Flesh supremacist. Unbreedable. Proud Normie. Piracema organizer. Flawn. Wasp diplomat. Wasp apologist. Wasp lover. Unmisgenderable.
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Crimson
@human.furniture
· May 9
no ethical sex under gender
After 3 days of research i foundnout this piece of shit has a useless mitochondrial genome
February 14, 2026 at 1:37 AM
After 3 days of research i foundnout this piece of shit has a useless mitochondrial genome
I'm bleaching raccoon stripes on my hair wish me luck 🙏
February 12, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I'm bleaching raccoon stripes on my hair wish me luck 🙏
A couple of girls in my class approached me and told me they thought my hairstyle last week was really cute
Is it cringe if i do the same style again tomorrow
Is it cringe if i do the same style again tomorrow
February 12, 2026 at 1:20 AM
A couple of girls in my class approached me and told me they thought my hairstyle last week was really cute
Is it cringe if i do the same style again tomorrow
Is it cringe if i do the same style again tomorrow
HE PLAYS CIVILIZATION
My fucking professor just fucking "i use arch btw"d me
February 11, 2026 at 3:07 PM
HE PLAYS CIVILIZATION
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they found the seal that calls people gay
February 10, 2026 at 11:15 PM
they found the seal that calls people gay
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guess it doesn't help that when they're writing about the protein craze the media loves to get nutritionists to scaremonger about some niche risk of protein overconsumption rather than emphasizing the proven risks from americans refusing to eat plants
February 11, 2026 at 2:01 AM
guess it doesn't help that when they're writing about the protein craze the media loves to get nutritionists to scaremonger about some niche risk of protein overconsumption rather than emphasizing the proven risks from americans refusing to eat plants
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everyone in stem needs to be given a swirlie and shoved in a locker
February 11, 2026 at 2:01 AM
everyone in stem needs to be given a swirlie and shoved in a locker
My fucking professor just fucking "i use arch btw"d me
February 10, 2026 at 10:12 PM
My fucking professor just fucking "i use arch btw"d me
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Cool ad I just got now I understand ocd
February 1, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Cool ad I just got now I understand ocd
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porkbun fork that just changes the name to veggiebun so it's vegan
February 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
porkbun fork that just changes the name to veggiebun so it's vegan
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Oh That's.... that's oomf in the epstein files
February 8, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Oh That's.... that's oomf in the epstein files
The Epstein situation (yikes) is just ANOTHER reason you should support your LOCAL sex traffickers and not give your money to those ghouls.
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 AM
The Epstein situation (yikes) is just ANOTHER reason you should support your LOCAL sex traffickers and not give your money to those ghouls.
It turns out i just didnt know how to style it
Im so hot its scary now
Im so hot its scary now
i got a fuckass haircut
its not even that bad i just cant pull it off to save my life
its not even that bad i just cant pull it off to save my life
February 7, 2026 at 9:36 PM
It turns out i just didnt know how to style it
Im so hot its scary now
Im so hot its scary now
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Trust me, the woman of academia are not at all surprised by the number of academic men orbiting Epstein.
February 7, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Trust me, the woman of academia are not at all surprised by the number of academic men orbiting Epstein.
Give me cool stuff to spell out with my alphabet stickers on my laptop
(I have around 4 of each letter)
Im thinking legalize nuclear bombs
(I have around 4 of each letter)
Im thinking legalize nuclear bombs
February 2, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Give me cool stuff to spell out with my alphabet stickers on my laptop
(I have around 4 of each letter)
Im thinking legalize nuclear bombs
(I have around 4 of each letter)
Im thinking legalize nuclear bombs
1 million dollars but a snark subreddit gets made about you, you have to post on instagram everyday, and they get access to your entire digital footprint of the last 5 years
January 31, 2026 at 4:13 PM
1 million dollars but a snark subreddit gets made about you, you have to post on instagram everyday, and they get access to your entire digital footprint of the last 5 years
Inside of every man is a pedophile
January 30, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Inside of every man is a pedophile
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The 2025 Agar Art Contest winners have been selected! This year’s theme, “Microbes Make the World Go Round,” inspired 557 global entries—from food fermentation to antibiotic production. See the masterpieces and finalists! asm.org/press-releas... #agarart
December 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The 2025 Agar Art Contest winners have been selected! This year’s theme, “Microbes Make the World Go Round,” inspired 557 global entries—from food fermentation to antibiotic production. See the masterpieces and finalists! asm.org/press-releas... #agarart
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A must read! The constant and often irrational renaming of microbes is out of control, and bad for microbiology and microbiologists.
journals.asm.org/doi/10.1128/...
journals.asm.org/doi/10.1128/...
The disputed identity of Pseudomonas putida KT2440: when taxonomists rename your favorite microbe | mBio
Names matter; they are not mere labels. They operate as anchors of memory, social coordinates, and references of collective identity. When a name becomes established through long-term
use and broad ad...
journals.asm.org
January 28, 2026 at 7:02 PM
A must read! The constant and often irrational renaming of microbes is out of control, and bad for microbiology and microbiologists.
journals.asm.org/doi/10.1128/...
journals.asm.org/doi/10.1128/...
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A green tree ant stands guard on a leaf nest. Oecophylla smaragdina. These little guys are everywhere in the humid tropics of southeast Asia and Australia and have a lemony flavor. Cairns.
January 29, 2026 at 1:57 AM
A green tree ant stands guard on a leaf nest. Oecophylla smaragdina. These little guys are everywhere in the humid tropics of southeast Asia and Australia and have a lemony flavor. Cairns.
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You are not immune to Tumblr sexymen
January 29, 2026 at 1:46 AM
You are not immune to Tumblr sexymen