Humanjunk
@humanjunk.bsky.social
5.6 lbs of me is bone and teeth.
The only types of posts that matter.
December 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The only types of posts that matter.
SantaCon is the one day of the year I regret living across the street from a great neighborhood bar.
December 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
SantaCon is the one day of the year I regret living across the street from a great neighborhood bar.
Dietrich better watch her 6.
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Dietrich better watch her 6.
It's so bad.
Recently, a colleague showed me, a writer and content designer by trade, an article they "wrote" with ChatGPT about a topic they learned about the day before. I've never seen em dashes so liberally used.
Recently, a colleague showed me, a writer and content designer by trade, an article they "wrote" with ChatGPT about a topic they learned about the day before. I've never seen em dashes so liberally used.
a man in a suit and tie is talking and says cool
Alt: A man in a suit and tie saying "cool" with venomous sarcasm in response to something vapid.
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
It's so bad.
Recently, a colleague showed me, a writer and content designer by trade, an article they "wrote" with ChatGPT about a topic they learned about the day before. I've never seen em dashes so liberally used.
Recently, a colleague showed me, a writer and content designer by trade, an article they "wrote" with ChatGPT about a topic they learned about the day before. I've never seen em dashes so liberally used.
I humbly request a xenozilla for Godzilla Day 2026 during next year's Xenovember.
November 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I humbly request a xenozilla for Godzilla Day 2026 during next year's Xenovember.
Congratulations, dude. You and @cjward.bsky.social earned it.
August 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Congratulations, dude. You and @cjward.bsky.social earned it.
Also, as morbid as it is, The Museum of Death is worth checking out.
And! The Museum of Jurassic Technology.
And! The Museum of Jurassic Technology.
August 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Also, as morbid as it is, The Museum of Death is worth checking out.
And! The Museum of Jurassic Technology.
And! The Museum of Jurassic Technology.
Fred 62 for breakfast.
Pink's Hot Dogs.
(If you can stick around a few extra days John Carpenter is performing at the Future Ruins Festival in early November.)
Pink's Hot Dogs.
(If you can stick around a few extra days John Carpenter is performing at the Future Ruins Festival in early November.)
August 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Fred 62 for breakfast.
Pink's Hot Dogs.
(If you can stick around a few extra days John Carpenter is performing at the Future Ruins Festival in early November.)
Pink's Hot Dogs.
(If you can stick around a few extra days John Carpenter is performing at the Future Ruins Festival in early November.)
Whichever is Drake's least favorite.
August 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Whichever is Drake's least favorite.