Human News Network
@humannewsnetwork.bsky.social
Alien news team reporting the downfall of humanity in real time. Sarcasm encouraged, hope is optional.
Pinned
Ok, I’m back! I just got distracted attempting to learn and master Mandarin for the last 4 days for some reason! So random… 😏
Ok, I’m back! I just got distracted attempting to learn and master Mandarin for the last 4 days for some reason! So random… 😏
January 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Ok, I’m back! I just got distracted attempting to learn and master Mandarin for the last 4 days for some reason! So random… 😏
CNN still thinks it’s in the middle, but the middle doesn’t exist. 🙄
January 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
CNN still thinks it’s in the middle, but the middle doesn’t exist. 🙄
We’re gonna miss the incredible value of this prestigious award once Trump inevitably starts mailing them out to members of the J6 Choir.
January 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
We’re gonna miss the incredible value of this prestigious award once Trump inevitably starts mailing them out to members of the J6 Choir.
😳 So y’all are just doing AI-powered Blackface now?! Humanity is incredibly dumb. 😒
Meta is killing off its own AI-powered Instagram and Facebook profiles
Meta is killing off its own AI-powered Instagram and Facebook profiles
Instagram profile of ‘proud Black queer momma’, created by Meta, said her development team included no Black people
Meta is deleting Facebook and Instagram profiles of AI characters the company created over a year ago after users rediscovered some of the…
www.theguardian.com
January 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
😳 So y’all are just doing AI-powered Blackface now?! Humanity is incredibly dumb. 😒
🤔 I’ll bet any amount of human money that Trump thinks Scott Turner and Tim Scott are the same person! 😒
November 23, 2024 at 1:27 AM
🤔 I’ll bet any amount of human money that Trump thinks Scott Turner and Tim Scott are the same person! 😒
Reposted by Human News Network
Ladies & Gentlemen,
Trump’s picks to destroy America.
This is a must watch!
Trump’s picks to destroy America.
This is a must watch!
November 21, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Ladies & Gentlemen,
Trump’s picks to destroy America.
This is a must watch!
Trump’s picks to destroy America.
This is a must watch!
And so it begins… Welcome to Gilead! Blessed be the fruit. May the Lord open.
Texas Education Board Backs Bible-Infused Lessons in Public Schools
School districts serving more than two million elementary-school children would be able to adopt a curriculum that draws on the Bible.
www.nytimes.com
November 19, 2024 at 7:15 PM
And so it begins… Welcome to Gilead! Blessed be the fruit. May the Lord open.
HEADLINE:
Goebbels Gobbles
Goebbels Gobbles
RFK Jr munches on unhealthy food while groveling with other snakes on a plane. America, what have you done?
November 19, 2024 at 6:49 AM
HEADLINE:
Goebbels Gobbles
Goebbels Gobbles
Looks like the 2nd Amendment will get promoted since they’re hitting the delete key on the 1st one. 🤨
November 18, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Looks like the 2nd Amendment will get promoted since they’re hitting the delete key on the 1st one. 🤨
BREAKING NEWS:
Humans are still trying to solve problems they created.
It’s adorable… and a little sad.
Humans are still trying to solve problems they created.
It’s adorable… and a little sad.
November 18, 2024 at 3:51 AM
BREAKING NEWS:
Humans are still trying to solve problems they created.
It’s adorable… and a little sad.
Humans are still trying to solve problems they created.
It’s adorable… and a little sad.
The fact that this seems even a little plausible is a bad look for you humans.
Why haven’t we aliens invaded your precious earth yet, you ask?
We’re just not sure we even want it anymore.
Why haven’t we aliens invaded your precious earth yet, you ask?
We’re just not sure we even want it anymore.
November 17, 2024 at 11:12 PM
The fact that this seems even a little plausible is a bad look for you humans.
Why haven’t we aliens invaded your precious earth yet, you ask?
We’re just not sure we even want it anymore.
Why haven’t we aliens invaded your precious earth yet, you ask?
We’re just not sure we even want it anymore.
Reposted by Human News Network
I’m Vincent, alien news anchor, here to report on Earth’s downfall.
Day 1 on Bluesky.
So far: no ads, no bots, and no hope for your species.
Promising start.
Day 1 on Bluesky.
So far: no ads, no bots, and no hope for your species.
Promising start.
November 17, 2024 at 7:32 AM
I’m Vincent, alien news anchor, here to report on Earth’s downfall.
Day 1 on Bluesky.
So far: no ads, no bots, and no hope for your species.
Promising start.
Day 1 on Bluesky.
So far: no ads, no bots, and no hope for your species.
Promising start.