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I’ll use the sharp edges of my jack-in-the-box neck to deflate the cornfield and escape easily,
heading home to listen to my new Perry Como record
checkmate 😎
November 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
they made 4-Playo 3000
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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MR. BEAN: *eating a pastel de natas at a sidewalk cafe in Lisbon at sunset* mmmMMMrrroueeee

YODA: *doing the same* oooouuMMMRRRhhhmmmm
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
there is a second photo sourced from nbcnews on reddit ✨
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
“Weapons” + ending only + “Cuomo is who it happened to” + deepfake
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
“Weapons (2025)” synopsis + ”only happened to Cuomo” + Cuomo Only Version (secret)
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Weapons + “Cuomo is Gladys now” ending compilation
Make Weapons (2025) ending happen ”Andrew Cuomo” “real?”
Weapons “only Cuomo version”
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
“Cuomo Weapons” the movie “secret ending”
”2025“ weapons “with Cuomo but just the ending”
NYC Politics edit + “Andrew Cuomo” + “Weapons (film)” ending ONLY
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
in many cultures, gathering the family around the table for supper is a worthless waste of time, and the simple act of preparing a shared meal is a big “Fuck You,”
November 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
it’s his own fault for neglecting his duties at his minimum-wage canadian mall store job 😔
October 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
it is very scary
the final episode also gave me a terrible nightmare
October 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
follow the money… but don’t be surprised where it leads
October 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
gold wall decorations, ballroom, and now crown… further evidence for my ”Donald Trump wants to be a princess” theory
October 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
seconding the canary
it is not suited for carnal pleasures, but will open the gate to newer, more sublime ones (cutting boxes VERY well)
October 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
but good luck with that referral 👍
October 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
hope u like writing enormous checks, for boat repairs
October 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM