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While my reasons for doing this project are complicated (and I’ve previously laid them out in past write-ups) what isn’t complicated is the fact that we as men are facing an existential crisis.
Just not because of feminism and equality.
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Just not because of feminism and equality.
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Feminists aren’t the reason why you’re a S*x Offender
As the palaces continue to burn, I write this with an exhausted heart.
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January 22, 2026 at 9:16 PM
While my reasons for doing this project are complicated (and I’ve previously laid them out in past write-ups) what isn’t complicated is the fact that we as men are facing an existential crisis.
Just not because of feminism and equality.
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Just not because of feminism and equality.
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Don’t trust Don Lemon…
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Don Lemon is not a Journalist. He is a Social Justice grifter.
You’re still looking for a hero.
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January 20, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Don’t trust Don Lemon…
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Fuck Nick Fuentes
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This dude needs to be turned into glue
We don’t have to overthink this.
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January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Fuck Nick Fuentes
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Michael Rapaport 2029!
Turn NYC into one big smoking crater for all!
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Turn NYC into one big smoking crater for all!
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You know what? I’m in. Vote Rapaport 2029!
You heard me.
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January 17, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Michael Rapaport 2029!
Turn NYC into one big smoking crater for all!
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Turn NYC into one big smoking crater for all!
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To all the girls I’ve ab*sed before.
A play in three screenshots
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January 16, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Chevy and Randy Quaid locked inside a hose all Christmas long? Let’s hope!
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Picture This: Christmas Vacation 2. Except it’s just these two locked inside a house all December long.
Honestly, if you want to keep Chevy Chase and Randy Quaid inside the Griswold home all year round, I’d be okay with that as well.
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January 15, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Chevy and Randy Quaid locked inside a hose all Christmas long? Let’s hope!
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Welcome to Humans vs. Hollywood
Become a paid subscriber today!
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January 14, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Examining the ties between Bono, the CIA and the recent Coup in Venezuela
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EXCLUSIVE: Bono, Venezuela, and the CIA
Inside the controversial U2 frontman’s ties to a CIA backed investment firm in Venezuela as well as his reported friendship with Jared Kushner.
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January 6, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Examining the ties between Bono, the CIA and the recent Coup in Venezuela
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2025 was a dud and I should’ve done a better job warning you all of the bad things happening. Instead, I should’ve done just let you spend money and have you help make Israeli-owned studios richer and more powerful.
My final piece for 2025:
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My final piece for 2025:
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I failed you all in 2025
You guys just need to be entertained, and I should've realized that.
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January 1, 2026 at 1:47 AM
2025 was a dud and I should’ve done a better job warning you all of the bad things happening. Instead, I should’ve done just let you spend money and have you help make Israeli-owned studios richer and more powerful.
My final piece for 2025:
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My final piece for 2025:
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#ChrisTucker has been named in the Jeffrey Epstein Files whereas #Bono has long been rumored to be an associate of Epstein.
From 2001:
From 2001:
December 23, 2025 at 7:48 AM
#ChrisTucker has been named in the Jeffrey Epstein Files whereas #Bono has long been rumored to be an associate of Epstein.
From 2001:
From 2001:
Bari Weiss is a monster and a spoiled brat.
She’s also intellectual dishonest.
She’s also intellectual dishonest.
December 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Bari Weiss is a monster and a spoiled brat.
She’s also intellectual dishonest.
She’s also intellectual dishonest.
It’s probably just me but I think he looks flushed. It’s like his skin is turning green #greenskin
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
It’s probably just me but I think he looks flushed. It’s like his skin is turning green #greenskin
Hopefully this is the final article of 2025 but who knows with President Jarhead
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Looking Back: Michael Jackson, AI’s takeover, and a future rendered sterile
‘We’re through the looking glass, people.’ -Millhouse Van Houten
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December 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Hopefully this is the final article of 2025 but who knows with President Jarhead
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Not bad for only a month in
December 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Not bad for only a month in