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@humantrashbag.bsky.social
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8 to 5 every day, scroll then shit and then scroll some more
July 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
8 to 5 every day, scroll then shit and then scroll some more
Nobody wants to admit it, but you can eat wild birds. You can walk right up to doves and eat them whole, they simply don't care
June 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Nobody wants to admit it, but you can eat wild birds. You can walk right up to doves and eat them whole, they simply don't care
The last 8 hours of every shift I do absolutely fuck all at my place of my place of employment
June 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The last 8 hours of every shift I do absolutely fuck all at my place of my place of employment
You would not believe how this syndrome has irritated my bowels
June 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
You would not believe how this syndrome has irritated my bowels
If you think this place is wild you should check out Twitter
June 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If you think this place is wild you should check out Twitter
I've never read any posts on here that weren't by dril
June 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I've never read any posts on here that weren't by dril
Prostitution where the exchange is sex for applebees
May 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Prostitution where the exchange is sex for applebees
Forgot to log onto the internet for almost a whole month
May 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Forgot to log onto the internet for almost a whole month
Very hot out- Went to dairy queen for a blizzard. The cashier tried to hand it to me without flipping it over. I would not accept it without the flip test. She started crying and flipped it, and sure enough it started to slide out a little bit. Manager shot her dead on the spot
April 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Very hot out- Went to dairy queen for a blizzard. The cashier tried to hand it to me without flipping it over. I would not accept it without the flip test. She started crying and flipped it, and sure enough it started to slide out a little bit. Manager shot her dead on the spot
I smell like barn? Don't care. You know who was born in a barn? The LORD
April 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I smell like barn? Don't care. You know who was born in a barn? The LORD
I contacted second-hand terminal diarrhea after being in the same car as somebody that recently ate long john silvers
April 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I contacted second-hand terminal diarrhea after being in the same car as somebody that recently ate long john silvers
Never look a horse in the mouth - it will look back
March 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Never look a horse in the mouth - it will look back
They say diamonds are created through heat and pressure but all I'm doing is turning into a man with high blood pressure and headaches
March 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
They say diamonds are created through heat and pressure but all I'm doing is turning into a man with high blood pressure and headaches
My mom's dog has human shaped nipples. She has to lotion them in the summertime or else they get sunburnt. Funnier than hell. Big natural areolas
March 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
My mom's dog has human shaped nipples. She has to lotion them in the summertime or else they get sunburnt. Funnier than hell. Big natural areolas
If I'm buying this Ikea furniture I cannot pronounce AND I'm supposed to put it together then the furniture better come with one of those twinks in a yellow shirt that serves me microwaved meatballs
March 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
If I'm buying this Ikea furniture I cannot pronounce AND I'm supposed to put it together then the furniture better come with one of those twinks in a yellow shirt that serves me microwaved meatballs
This Aldi brand Diet Coke has tastes like soil and has no caffeine but you won't see me paying 10 dollars for a 12 pack of name brand
March 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
This Aldi brand Diet Coke has tastes like soil and has no caffeine but you won't see me paying 10 dollars for a 12 pack of name brand
I bought a 30 dollar suit from SHEIN. It had a small bag of fent in one of the pockets and I got bird flu as soon as I put it on. 5 stars
March 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I bought a 30 dollar suit from SHEIN. It had a small bag of fent in one of the pockets and I got bird flu as soon as I put it on. 5 stars
Just shit out a bobbin
March 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Just shit out a bobbin
Putting alt text on my images that says "this image is only for the visually able and those with functional internet connection"
February 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Putting alt text on my images that says "this image is only for the visually able and those with functional internet connection"
Hey man, nice profile. I had a good time clicking on it
February 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Hey man, nice profile. I had a good time clicking on it
I'm going to do some life or death stunts and shit using only stuff I bought of temu to keep me alive. I'm going to make one billion dollars on a YouTube video and then it will come out that my diaper was full the whole time and I'll get canceled like Seinfeld
February 17, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I'm going to do some life or death stunts and shit using only stuff I bought of temu to keep me alive. I'm going to make one billion dollars on a YouTube video and then it will come out that my diaper was full the whole time and I'll get canceled like Seinfeld
My bare penis has the texture of an unwashed russet Idaho potato
February 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
My bare penis has the texture of an unwashed russet Idaho potato
The year is 2035. It is perfectly ok to show asshole on Disney channel. Ad blockers are illegal. Donald Trump is president for the 10th time (elections are now more frequent so he could win more). You're mandated to receive ozempic shots every month but have to pay tax for every pound you lose.
February 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The year is 2035. It is perfectly ok to show asshole on Disney channel. Ad blockers are illegal. Donald Trump is president for the 10th time (elections are now more frequent so he could win more). You're mandated to receive ozempic shots every month but have to pay tax for every pound you lose.
Bouncing on it sorrowfully
February 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Bouncing on it sorrowfully