shmorby
hummingb1rd.bsky.social
shmorby
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i am shmorby/hummingb1rd
they no longer call me john Florida
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what the fuck i told you to watch it
July 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
hey can you guys watch my fake transparent background apple png thanks
June 22, 2025 at 7:24 AM
this image transcends the language barrier by being hard as fuck
June 14, 2025 at 8:38 AM
May 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
this is jeffrey creamer my new oc
April 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
me and squad
March 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
BREAKING: NBA Youngboy spotted causing a supernova and destroying a neighboring galaxy
March 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
me when im at the "how to make a good male anime character" class and someone brings out the bathhouse scene
February 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
me when i find my pet's severed head (DAMAGE UP!!!)
a pixel art of a cartoon character with a skull on his head .
ALT: a pixel art of a cartoon character with a skull on his head .
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
what th e fuck is this 😭😭😭
February 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
man i dont get people who dont like valentine's day, i mean how hard is it to just understand understand the concept of love
February 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
this is a rubber fish i named him Bob Odenkirk
January 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
pick a cinematic death location (there's no watermark you're crazy)
January 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
love how the games in the developer direct were like here's why our story is compelling and doom was like HERE'S A SHIELD WITH A FUCKING SAW ON IT
January 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
108 posts time for the followers to start rolling in amirite guys 😎

Guys?
January 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
nahh we got world war 1 and 2 before gta 6 💀
January 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
blade runner would be such a cool title for a cyberpunk dystopian movie about very fast robot people with swords but alas we get robot people without swords (i havent seen blade runner)
January 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
all these food channels are like "after trying this recipe you'll NEVER eat fast food again" and then it takes like 4 hours to fucking make 💀
January 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
who is this "Coke of Cola" you speak of
January 4, 2025 at 7:17 AM
December 25, 2024 at 7:42 PM
December 24, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Yeah that seems about right
December 21, 2024 at 11:40 PM
"sonic SUCKS" ok go play Shadow Basketball and come back to me
December 21, 2024 at 3:12 AM
if you say the words oomf or moot unironically i dont respect you as a person
December 17, 2024 at 6:44 AM
i dont even remember where i found this image but its the funniest shit i have saved
December 17, 2024 at 12:47 AM