shmorby
@hummingb1rd.bsky.social
i am shmorby/hummingb1rd
they no longer call me john Florida
they no longer call me john Florida
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@hummingb1rd.bsky.social
· Oct 21
SHMORBY FAQ!!!
Q:
A: Nobody asks me questions
Q:
A: Nobody asks me questions
what the fuck i told you to watch it
July 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
what the fuck i told you to watch it
hey can you guys watch my fake transparent background apple png thanks
June 22, 2025 at 7:24 AM
hey can you guys watch my fake transparent background apple png thanks
this image transcends the language barrier by being hard as fuck
June 14, 2025 at 8:38 AM
this image transcends the language barrier by being hard as fuck
this is jeffrey creamer my new oc
April 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
this is jeffrey creamer my new oc
BREAKING: NBA Youngboy spotted causing a supernova and destroying a neighboring galaxy
March 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
BREAKING: NBA Youngboy spotted causing a supernova and destroying a neighboring galaxy
me when im at the "how to make a good male anime character" class and someone brings out the bathhouse scene
February 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
me when im at the "how to make a good male anime character" class and someone brings out the bathhouse scene
me when i find my pet's severed head (DAMAGE UP!!!)
a pixel art of a cartoon character with a skull on his head .
ALT: a pixel art of a cartoon character with a skull on his head .
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
me when i find my pet's severed head (DAMAGE UP!!!)
what th e fuck is this 😭😭😭
February 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
what th e fuck is this 😭😭😭
man i dont get people who dont like valentine's day, i mean how hard is it to just understand understand the concept of love
February 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
man i dont get people who dont like valentine's day, i mean how hard is it to just understand understand the concept of love
this is a rubber fish i named him Bob Odenkirk
January 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
this is a rubber fish i named him Bob Odenkirk
pick a cinematic death location (there's no watermark you're crazy)
January 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
pick a cinematic death location (there's no watermark you're crazy)
love how the games in the developer direct were like here's why our story is compelling and doom was like HERE'S A SHIELD WITH A FUCKING SAW ON IT
January 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
love how the games in the developer direct were like here's why our story is compelling and doom was like HERE'S A SHIELD WITH A FUCKING SAW ON IT
108 posts time for the followers to start rolling in amirite guys 😎
Guys?
Guys?
January 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
108 posts time for the followers to start rolling in amirite guys 😎
Guys?
Guys?
nahh we got world war 1 and 2 before gta 6 💀
January 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
nahh we got world war 1 and 2 before gta 6 💀
blade runner would be such a cool title for a cyberpunk dystopian movie about very fast robot people with swords but alas we get robot people without swords (i havent seen blade runner)
January 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
blade runner would be such a cool title for a cyberpunk dystopian movie about very fast robot people with swords but alas we get robot people without swords (i havent seen blade runner)
all these food channels are like "after trying this recipe you'll NEVER eat fast food again" and then it takes like 4 hours to fucking make 💀
January 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
all these food channels are like "after trying this recipe you'll NEVER eat fast food again" and then it takes like 4 hours to fucking make 💀
who is this "Coke of Cola" you speak of
January 4, 2025 at 7:17 AM
who is this "Coke of Cola" you speak of
what if sundowner was jolly
#christmas #metalgear #WHENTHEWINDISSLOW #ANDTHEFIRESHOT
#THEVULTUREWAITSTOSEEWHATROTS
#christmas #metalgear #WHENTHEWINDISSLOW #ANDTHEFIRESHOT
#THEVULTUREWAITSTOSEEWHATROTS
December 25, 2024 at 7:42 PM
what if sundowner was jolly
#christmas #metalgear #WHENTHEWINDISSLOW #ANDTHEFIRESHOT
#THEVULTUREWAITSTOSEEWHATROTS
#christmas #metalgear #WHENTHEWINDISSLOW #ANDTHEFIRESHOT
#THEVULTUREWAITSTOSEEWHATROTS
Yeah that seems about right
December 21, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Yeah that seems about right
"sonic SUCKS" ok go play Shadow Basketball and come back to me
December 21, 2024 at 3:12 AM
"sonic SUCKS" ok go play Shadow Basketball and come back to me
if you say the words oomf or moot unironically i dont respect you as a person
December 17, 2024 at 6:44 AM
if you say the words oomf or moot unironically i dont respect you as a person
i dont even remember where i found this image but its the funniest shit i have saved
December 17, 2024 at 12:47 AM
i dont even remember where i found this image but its the funniest shit i have saved