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humpalope.bsky.social
Doormat for a tail 🔞
@humpalope.bsky.social
Non art account for @rabbitass.com basically my brain ramblings, horny thoughts and scribbles.
Loool self care >:3 … also need to clean the pink spray paint off my hands first XD
February 12, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Nothing like getting kept out of a fetish because the gear makers use Etsy. By the time the site loaded it was all sold out now I just feel like giving up.
January 17, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I miss seeing my friends lewds, I miss when my friends were more horny and less settled down, I don’t know if I feel left behind, last picked, or abandoned but it sucks and I’m lonely.
January 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Grinding on plushies need to draw that.
December 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Feels bad to watch friends make dumb decisions and know you can’t stop them or say anything because it’ll make you the bad guy. I learned that lesson long ago.
December 15, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Hard not to feel like a failure in everything and everyone I touch.
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I don’t wanna work or do business things~ I just wanna rut and draw smut~ #hornyrabbit
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
That said would kill for a hot tub, making out and heavy grinding.
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Cleaned up this account a bit going to start using it for less professional things.
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Man I dunno what it is but I love watching people bounce on toys. 🥵
Training worked a bit too well😈
Guess what's next after this one 👀
March 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Reposted by Doormat for a tail 🔞
Picnic activities
February 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Annoyed that the move off bird site is more freeing but with out locked accounts I’ve lost connection with people both NSFW and not. I know they said they are working on it but I feel like the moments gone and won’t return. Like we’re more free but more private.
February 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
February 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Anyone else get bored horny? I’m stuck in a 4 hour training and I’m dying.
January 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Reposted by Doormat for a tail 🔞
It's that time of the year again! WEREDOG DAY is near!
To celebrate, once again, we're GlVlNG AWAY ONE of EVERY TOY we make!🤩❤️
One winner, 29 toys!😏🚀

To join, Follow us, then Comment, Repost and Like this post!
Exclusive to Bluesky.🦋
Ends 30th of January 5PM GMT.

T&C👉go.were.dog/WDD25
January 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Sad to see that the locked account isn’t ’any time soon’ on the road map. Apparently it’s an issue with some core architecture. I miss my friends random lewds. ;.;
January 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Come over, let’s listen to 70s music get drunk and make out.
December 20, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Figured I might as well use this account to brain dump overly lewd stuff. I’ll probably lock it when that functionality happens.

That said fucking hell im horny, like sneak sex in the bathroom while the family is in the house levels. >.<
November 28, 2024 at 7:11 PM
New account, have some porn. Art by Skipsey ( who I dont think is on here yet )
September 27, 2023 at 11:35 PM