Humph
@humphythefish.bsky.social
Bonsoir! How nice to meet you! Hobbies include crocheting hats for Clive, sampling gin and eating celery. Forest supporter and rodent fan 🐟
All are marvellous, keep them coming! 😜
December 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
All are marvellous, keep them coming! 😜
I remember watching them with my grandparents many years ago decades ago, so it’ll be a bit of a nostalgia fest when I finally get round to it.
December 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I remember watching them with my grandparents many years ago decades ago, so it’ll be a bit of a nostalgia fest when I finally get round to it.
It’s on my To Do list - so many folk saying it’s the best Christmas film ever.
December 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It’s on my To Do list - so many folk saying it’s the best Christmas film ever.
Apologies to Man U fans, the curse of my FF team continues…
December 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Apologies to Man U fans, the curse of my FF team continues…
That’s the best way to spend the festive season - it will soon be over! #BahHumbug 😝
December 21, 2025 at 8:53 AM
That’s the best way to spend the festive season - it will soon be over! #BahHumbug 😝
Does it?!? Surely spuds from the fridge would be too cold to peel? Grumpy says the advice seems to have changed recently but we will keep ours in the cupboard before delivering them to the deep fat fryer 🥔 😋
December 21, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Does it?!? Surely spuds from the fridge would be too cold to peel? Grumpy says the advice seems to have changed recently but we will keep ours in the cupboard before delivering them to the deep fat fryer 🥔 😋
Bit late to your calendar - I reckon I am now on the naughty list for laughing my head off at that!
December 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Bit late to your calendar - I reckon I am now on the naughty list for laughing my head off at that!
Has anyone done the joke about the world’s commonest owl yet? 🦉
December 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Has anyone done the joke about the world’s commonest owl yet? 🦉
Hmm well let’s just hope that isn’t a matching ‘I ❤️ Arne’ top in Santa’s sack for me…
December 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hmm well let’s just hope that isn’t a matching ‘I ❤️ Arne’ top in Santa’s sack for me…
Terrible joke! Love it! 😂
December 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Terrible joke! Love it! 😂
I would never sleep on Christmas Eve if he was around! Terrifying! 🫣
December 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I would never sleep on Christmas Eve if he was around! Terrifying! 🫣
Apart from the marzipan, I would happily stick my face in a proper tin (not plastic) of these right now 😋
December 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Apart from the marzipan, I would happily stick my face in a proper tin (not plastic) of these right now 😋
I’ve done this before - walking through a shop thinking “why is that old bag glaring at me?” before reality hits.
December 10, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I’ve done this before - walking through a shop thinking “why is that old bag glaring at me?” before reality hits.
Ah now that would truly be a Christmas miracle! #allIwantforChristmasisWeeBilly ♥️
December 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Ah now that would truly be a Christmas miracle! #allIwantforChristmasisWeeBilly ♥️
You are more than welcome! Good old honest Trees owner, nothing dodgy about him at all! 😃
December 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
You are more than welcome! Good old honest Trees owner, nothing dodgy about him at all! 😃
Disappointed by Mo’s comments and I’m not even a Liverpool fan.
December 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Disappointed by Mo’s comments and I’m not even a Liverpool fan.
Not sure if thrills is the right word! There’ll certainly be non stop swearing if I’ve wasted my triple captain boost (Haaland 👀)
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Not sure if thrills is the right word! There’ll certainly be non stop swearing if I’ve wasted my triple captain boost (Haaland 👀)
I had a window cleaner who didn’t realise I was in when he cleaned just the downstairs windows and tried to charge me full price. Gave him half and got rid of him, the cheeky sod.
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I had a window cleaner who didn’t realise I was in when he cleaned just the downstairs windows and tried to charge me full price. Gave him half and got rid of him, the cheeky sod.