LB Hunktears
@hunktears.online
offline. socialist. writer @gardens.dev. narrative design @insecretplaces.com. father of dog. i love the beach boys. they/them (formerly blaseball, fanbyte, weird twine games) https://linktr.ee/hunktears
happy new year from me and Rififi. 2025 was very bad. let's all post even less in 2026. 😘😘😘😘
December 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
happy new year from me and Rififi. 2025 was very bad. let's all post even less in 2026. 😘😘😘😘
I have 1 item on my best of 2025 list and it is Marion's Wish the newsletter that takes place in a beautiful world where the most pressing issue is how many strange men would do anything to fuck Mark Proksch. I don't understand how it's not the most popular thing on earth www.marionswish.com
December 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I have 1 item on my best of 2025 list and it is Marion's Wish the newsletter that takes place in a beautiful world where the most pressing issue is how many strange men would do anything to fuck Mark Proksch. I don't understand how it's not the most popular thing on earth www.marionswish.com
the graphics department of Defrauding Old People Inc. is having so much fun
December 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
the graphics department of Defrauding Old People Inc. is having so much fun
if the Game Awards was just this lady reading off names of esports athletes and then announcing which is the best one, I could probably watch it for hours.
December 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
if the Game Awards was just this lady reading off names of esports athletes and then announcing which is the best one, I could probably watch it for hours.
my staff has informed me that Solvang is Danish themed and not Dutch themed. I am so sorry to the Dutch and Danish communities and to the city of Solvang and to everyone in Santa Inez County. I am so sorry. I didn't mean to hurt anyone. I just wanted to celebrate my visual novel about sexual vampire
December 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
my staff has informed me that Solvang is Danish themed and not Dutch themed. I am so sorry to the Dutch and Danish communities and to the city of Solvang and to everyone in Santa Inez County. I am so sorry. I didn't mean to hurt anyone. I just wanted to celebrate my visual novel about sexual vampire
if anyone knows David Brown the Mayor of Solveng, California I would appreciate an introduction so that I can put my empty words into practice and show true solidarity with the Dutch
December 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
if anyone knows David Brown the Mayor of Solveng, California I would appreciate an introduction so that I can put my empty words into practice and show true solidarity with the Dutch
I finally bought a little music player and canceled apple music. 🙏
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I finally bought a little music player and canceled apple music. 🙏
the video is too long for bluesky or else I would post it here
October 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
the video is too long for bluesky or else I would post it here
@timheidecker.bsky.social mr heidecker can me and my friend please reprint some of your old tweets in our on cinema fanzine or do you wanr them to remain under "lock and key"? this is and example of the kind of tweet we are interested in preserving.
October 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
@timheidecker.bsky.social mr heidecker can me and my friend please reprint some of your old tweets in our on cinema fanzine or do you wanr them to remain under "lock and key"? this is and example of the kind of tweet we are interested in preserving.
I forgot to log out last time. here is a preview of a zine I'm writing. I am really logging out now.
October 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I forgot to log out last time. here is a preview of a zine I'm writing. I am really logging out now.
when I say I make art for real ones only I specifically mean the kinds of people who will leave such long reviews in ukrainian that I have to zoom out to screenshot the whole thing and who also include multiple block quotes.
January 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
when I say I make art for real ones only I specifically mean the kinds of people who will leave such long reviews in ukrainian that I have to zoom out to screenshot the whole thing and who also include multiple block quotes.
my loved ones: wait... are you spiraling? don't spiral. literally everything is cool. stop spiraling.
me: I'm not spiraling!!!!
also me:
me: I'm not spiraling!!!!
also me:
January 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
my loved ones: wait... are you spiraling? don't spiral. literally everything is cool. stop spiraling.
me: I'm not spiraling!!!!
also me:
me: I'm not spiraling!!!!
also me:
there's a presentation in the Nokia archives that features both a cool dude who does cool stunts on his way to work at the family business and also a poster for Cecil B Demented
January 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
there's a presentation in the Nokia archives that features both a cool dude who does cool stunts on his way to work at the family business and also a poster for Cecil B Demented
it's so over it's sooooooo over thank you @floppyadult.com for this gift
January 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
it's so over it's sooooooo over thank you @floppyadult.com for this gift
always remember the two cardinal rules
January 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
always remember the two cardinal rules
the deaths are really sad but the real tragedy here is how I'm supposed to lug around 40 lbs of batteries
January 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
the deaths are really sad but the real tragedy here is how I'm supposed to lug around 40 lbs of batteries
got to the grit gate and it is full of monkeys monkeying around and getting crazy. not sure how this happened but there's a slight possibility that these may have been my monkeys at one point
January 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
got to the grit gate and it is full of monkeys monkeying around and getting crazy. not sure how this happened but there's a slight possibility that these may have been my monkeys at one point
a healthcare provider I've been going to for 10 years is having an issue with CVS, the only pharmacy my insurance lets me use, so instead I will be using a service that boasts: "The patient consumer has arrived. Welcome them with the healthcare industry's leading solution for access and engagement."
January 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
a healthcare provider I've been going to for 10 years is having an issue with CVS, the only pharmacy my insurance lets me use, so instead I will be using a service that boasts: "The patient consumer has arrived. Welcome them with the healthcare industry's leading solution for access and engagement."
too tired from the fire climate politics world stress so I've just been looking at slop all night. I found an AI generated news youtube that exclusively uses still pictures and stock footage and watched enough of it to ruin my algorithm.
January 14, 2025 at 10:33 AM
too tired from the fire climate politics world stress so I've just been looking at slop all night. I found an AI generated news youtube that exclusively uses still pictures and stock footage and watched enough of it to ruin my algorithm.
hmm, interesting stuff!!!!
January 14, 2025 at 10:28 AM
hmm, interesting stuff!!!!
online ads are getting too scary
January 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
online ads are getting too scary
after reading these comments I have come around that Glenn Hughes is the ONLY Leatherman and all the others who came after were the Biker
January 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
after reading these comments I have come around that Glenn Hughes is the ONLY Leatherman and all the others who came after were the Biker
