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Milk and Hunnie
@hunnie-merrigolde.bsky.social
Hunnie_Merrigolde on AO3

Blind, queer, writer
They/them/theirs
Self indulgent fanfic, coffee and autistic rambling are my drugs of choice

PFP by my girlfriend 💛

Minors please DNI, thank you
Hey, writing commissions are open, would really appreciate if anyone could take a look and/or share this post around. Kinda in a bad financial spot atm

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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · Hey all, bit of an announcement / call for help My partner and I are saving up money so we can eventually move in together. This would require…
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July 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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July 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
What would Ink’s bong look like? If they haven’t accidentally lost or broken it by now-

#InkSans #Weed #UTMV
July 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I am begging you, UTMV/UTAU community. On my knees here, pleading desperately for a fic where the stars and the reader smoke weed together. I don’t even need romance or smut. I just really wanna smoke a bowl with these three fuckers-
July 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Guess who just posted another chapter after three months of radio silence? *Points thumbs at self* This guyyyyyyyyy-
July 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Been playing with the idea of joining writer groups on here if there are any ‘cause this idea I’ve been fixated on actually feels like something I could legitimately finish and publish as an indie author. Suggestions?

#Writers #SelfPublishing
June 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My stuff from Etsy finally came! Holy fuck the runestones are accessible as fuck and the bracelet is amazing!!!

ThriceRound is the shop name. If you like witchy stuff, go to them :D
March 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The best smut is written by queer women and NBs. Change my fucking mind
March 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Reposted by Milk and Hunnie
Every few years people re-discover that a lot of romance novels are smut and get really shocked that a lot of women like pornagraphy. Like yes. Some adult humans like erotica. The horror of it all.
February 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Nobody is safe from the trans beam. Agender Dream, nonbinary Ink, transmasc Nightmare, Dust and Cross, genderfluid Killer, transfem Horror, gender nonconforming Blue, gender ambivalent Lust. I will not rest until they’ve all been transed, mark my words
#UTMV #Trans
February 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I’m gonna try something new with Dream that I haven’t done before while writing them (Oh yeah, also they/them Dream now). A sort of seeing auras thing. They’re not literally seeing them, but just sort of feeling different qualities to different people and how uniquely everyone feels emotions
January 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
To whoever does the voice for Fresh Ink,

I am BEGGING you. I will pay you an absurd amount of money. PLEASE do a bit shit talking AI art. It’s all I want for Xmas this year-
December 23, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Why must writing be so hard? I think Kinktober burned me out and now I must claw my way out of the scorched wreckage of the 90k word behemoth I decided to write so I can focus on a potentially even larger porn with plot fic. Why, UTMV hyperfixation, why have you forsaken me?
December 19, 2024 at 5:33 AM
My girlfriend shared some of those, “Don’t call me Sans, I am Cross,” moments from Underverse and-

Yeah Cross is fucking trans. No wonder I use him as a self insert so often XP
December 16, 2024 at 2:14 AM
I might have found an excuse to use the, “Platonic daddy kink,” tag for my fanfic holy fuck-
December 3, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Wouldn’t it be funny if I documented the process of moving to first MN with my girlfriend and then to Canada to escape Project 2025 in my next fanfic’s author notes? I think it could be a little silly to have status updates like that in the ANs of my porn with plot OC x Canon #UTMV #fanfic-
December 2, 2024 at 8:26 PM
The brief interlude chapter has a title! “A Brief Sleepy Interlude.”

‘Cause like-

‘Cause it involves magic sleep and also sexsomnia—which I didn’t know was a real thing until the idea for this chapter popped into my head

My notes are so disorganized though XP

#Writing #Fanfiction
December 2, 2024 at 4:03 PM
What am I supposed to call a chapter that fits the, “A brief smutty interlude,” category when the entire fanfic is just porn with plot? I desperately want to include these scenes, but the light sprinkling of events I call a plot has forsaken meeeeeee-

#Fanfiction #Smut
December 1, 2024 at 1:27 AM
#Undertale #UTMV #NightmareSansDoes anyone know where I can find a keychain of octopus Nightmare in a jar? Someone probably stole a bunch of merch keychains from my girlfriend and I want to get her at least this one to replace the one she lost
December 1, 2024 at 12:04 AM
#Writing #FanfictionBanging my head against my keyboard because I have horrible writer’s block after the 90k words I wrote for Kinktober. I haven’t written fic in a month and I feel like I’m going through withdrawl XP
Worst part? I know what I want to write IN DETAIL-
November 30, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Redesigning an OC and struggling. What kind of outfit screams, “I’m a religiously traumatized closeted trans boy who’s misguided mother still picks out his clothes because she thinks he can’t do it himself and lowkey infantilizes him when he’s almost an adult”?

#OC #OriginalCharacter
November 25, 2024 at 8:02 PM
If Blue were a human, he would have freckles. Regardless of ethnicity, freckles would be present and I refuse to believe any different. I will also accept that, as a result, Dream would have them too—and by extension Nightmare and potentially Cross as well

#Undertale #UTMV #Headcanon #SwapSans
November 25, 2024 at 7:49 PM