Hunter Samuels
@huntersamuels.bsky.social
I write about baseball and parenting and sometimes other things at https://swingingbunts.substack.com/
Mahomes getting this offense to 6-8 while playing some of the worst football of his career is actually quite the accomplishment
December 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Mahomes getting this offense to 6-8 while playing some of the worst football of his career is actually quite the accomplishment
Chiefs held Herbert and the Chargers to 16 and now they're going to give up more points to the Titans, in case you were wondering what kind of energy and motivation they would play with today
December 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Chiefs held Herbert and the Chargers to 16 and now they're going to give up more points to the Titans, in case you were wondering what kind of energy and motivation they would play with today
Butker, wide right, etc
December 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Butker, wide right, etc
I need the Chiefs to get a safety and for this game to end 5-2. Absolutely Peak Football Sicko result
December 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I need the Chiefs to get a safety and for this game to end 5-2. Absolutely Peak Football Sicko result
90 days post-seizure, the state of Nebraska has deemed me capable of safely operating a motor vehicle once again. Passed the driving test and everything.
December 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
90 days post-seizure, the state of Nebraska has deemed me capable of safely operating a motor vehicle once again. Passed the driving test and everything.
having A Very Bad Day
December 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
having A Very Bad Day
Thank goodness I don't have to ruin my Christmas day with this garbage team
December 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Thank goodness I don't have to ruin my Christmas day with this garbage team
Mahomes getting hurt on the same snap a holding penalty by the fifth-string left tackle is certainly a concise way to sum up the season
December 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Mahomes getting hurt on the same snap a holding penalty by the fifth-string left tackle is certainly a concise way to sum up the season
Is Mahomes on the take
December 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Is Mahomes on the take
Thoroughly outplayed on offense and defense but leading by three. Hate how much I hate watching this team.
December 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Thoroughly outplayed on offense and defense but leading by three. Hate how much I hate watching this team.
Defensive tackle with better hands than the receivers
December 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Defensive tackle with better hands than the receivers
The first pope from the US was right there! What are we doing
December 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The first pope from the US was right there! What are we doing
So Chris Jones is here
December 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
So Chris Jones is here
Launch Butker into the sun
December 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Launch Butker into the sun
So the offensive line consists of some roofers and the receivers have cast iron hands and Mahomes forgot how to throw a football but other than that etc etc
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
So the offensive line consists of some roofers and the receivers have cast iron hands and Mahomes forgot how to throw a football but other than that etc etc
Holidays are canceled
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Holidays are canceled
Never wanna hear about the Chiefs getting calls ever again
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Never wanna hear about the Chiefs getting calls ever again
McDuffie has played like trash, can't be hesitant on that blitz
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
McDuffie has played like trash, can't be hesitant on that blitz
Three backup linemen, Mahomes is off, Rice keeps the season alive
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Three backup linemen, Mahomes is off, Rice keeps the season alive
Imagining the congressional hearings that would've been demanded if KC got that PI call
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Imagining the congressional hearings that would've been demanded if KC got that PI call
Way more contact than the OPI call but sure
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Way more contact than the OPI call but sure
What stylist threw up all over post malone
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
What stylist threw up all over post malone
So bad Mahomes is back cool cool coolcoolcool
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
So bad Mahomes is back cool cool coolcoolcool
McDuffie is getting absolutely worked by Lamb.
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
McDuffie is getting absolutely worked by Lamb.
Spags in his BAG early
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Spags in his BAG early