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Frostbiter: Wrath of the Wendigo is now my fav shit b movie. It’s so fucking weird and funny. There’s possessed chili that has its own RnB song

I love this shit

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Hurbles @hurbles.bsky.social · 14h

Done with work, my vacation OFFICIALLY starts

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Hurbles @hurbles.bsky.social · 17h

That’s the universe’s way of punishing me for outing myself as a piss drinker…

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Hurbles @hurbles.bsky.social · 17h

Awesome. Great. I get to explain to my bosses boss that “heyyy, so you know that Chipotle I run? That Tex-Mex fast food restaurant we operate? Yeah our fryer is broken and I’m unable to make or serve chips…you know, at Chipotle. It’s okay tho, facilities says it can get fixed…tomorrow afternoon”

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Hurbles @hurbles.bsky.social · 19h

Let’s fucking goooooo

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Hurbles @hurbles.bsky.social · 19h

!!! Rapidly Approaching Your Area !!!

Hurbles @hurbles.bsky.social · 19h

Can I or can I not, stick a silly straw up your urethra and drink your piss

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Hurbles @hurbles.bsky.social · 19h

OH FUCK

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Hurbles @hurbles.bsky.social · 20h

Theoretical, all hypothetical, but whomst among thee would, let’s say, idk, let me drink their piss? All whimsical-like?

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