Dylan The Body Ventura
@huskerdylan.bsky.social
Delusional and cryptic
I've been partying with REO Speedwagon
Guitar and singer guy
Punk podcaster guy
Majorawards.bandcamp.com
Punklottopod.simplecast.com
I've been partying with REO Speedwagon
Guitar and singer guy
Punk podcaster guy
Majorawards.bandcamp.com
Punklottopod.simplecast.com
How I'm trying to be in 2026
December 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
How I'm trying to be in 2026
It's funny that they still waste ads for hair loss treatments on me, like bro I just bought some clippers and cut my hair once a week, I am so good now
December 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It's funny that they still waste ads for hair loss treatments on me, like bro I just bought some clippers and cut my hair once a week, I am so good now
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West Coast friends!
The Perennial Sound returns in exactly one month, including dates with @mikehuguenor.bsky.social & @majorawardsband.bsky.social !
The Perennial Sound returns in exactly one month, including dates with @mikehuguenor.bsky.social & @majorawardsband.bsky.social !
December 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
West Coast friends!
The Perennial Sound returns in exactly one month, including dates with @mikehuguenor.bsky.social & @majorawardsband.bsky.social !
The Perennial Sound returns in exactly one month, including dates with @mikehuguenor.bsky.social & @majorawardsband.bsky.social !
I feel like taking a bath in molten steel could be fun right now
December 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I feel like taking a bath in molten steel could be fun right now
Might be doing some consulting for a cafe
December 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Might be doing some consulting for a cafe
Sinister urge to be a smashed up fedora guy
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Sinister urge to be a smashed up fedora guy
Its too bad what the m'lady guys did to the fedora
a man in a hat and gloves is waving through a glass door .
ALT: a man in a hat and gloves is waving through a glass door .
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Its too bad what the m'lady guys did to the fedora
Take a leak in one of these bad boys and you are seriously taking a piss
December 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Take a leak in one of these bad boys and you are seriously taking a piss
Have to waste my Monday reporting for jury duty even though I hate cops, hate landlords, hate corporations, don't believe in carceral justice and know that eye witness testimony is scientifically proven to be wildly inconsistent so I am 100% guaranteed to be dismissed
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Have to waste my Monday reporting for jury duty even though I hate cops, hate landlords, hate corporations, don't believe in carceral justice and know that eye witness testimony is scientifically proven to be wildly inconsistent so I am 100% guaranteed to be dismissed
Sent this as a tattoo reference lol
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Sent this as a tattoo reference lol
How I'm trying to dress every day
November 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
How I'm trying to dress every day
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Ahhhh the burnt hair smell of turning on the heat for the first time every year #justfallthings
November 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Ahhhh the burnt hair smell of turning on the heat for the first time every year #justfallthings
Oh my gawd! Its the great pumpkin, stone cold steve austin!
November 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Oh my gawd! Its the great pumpkin, stone cold steve austin!
John Carpenter was right
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 AM
John Carpenter was right
Oh sure let's just get the guy from the Kinks to do Metallica riffs
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Oh sure let's just get the guy from the Kinks to do Metallica riffs
"Why does Gavin Newsome look like that?"
"Because he's a bloodless vampire?"
"Because he's a bloodless vampire?"
October 31, 2025 at 3:46 AM
"Why does Gavin Newsome look like that?"
"Because he's a bloodless vampire?"
"Because he's a bloodless vampire?"
Gonna be back to working one job next week, probably going to log out of social media for 2 weeks so that I don't immediately shutdown and go into burnout recovery mode
October 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Gonna be back to working one job next week, probably going to log out of social media for 2 weeks so that I don't immediately shutdown and go into burnout recovery mode
I'm on the edge, stress that, everyone needs to be kind to me! Text that!
October 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I'm on the edge, stress that, everyone needs to be kind to me! Text that!
Flipping a coin to make major life decisions(disregarding the coin even though it landed tails up 3 times in a row)
October 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Flipping a coin to make major life decisions(disregarding the coin even though it landed tails up 3 times in a row)
Too physically and mentally exhausted to be upset(not true, had a meltdown last night)
October 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Too physically and mentally exhausted to be upset(not true, had a meltdown last night)
Its wild to basically tell a potential employer to their face that they aren't paying you enough
October 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Its wild to basically tell a potential employer to their face that they aren't paying you enough
I wish I was Jimmy Durante
October 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I wish I was Jimmy Durante
Well they tore down Pineapple Man at work last month, well they, tore down Melon Man too
They Might Be Giants voice "pineapple man ate melon man"
October 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Well they tore down Pineapple Man at work last month, well they, tore down Melon Man too
I think im gonna become a Rams guy just to be the one Rams fan
October 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I think im gonna become a Rams guy just to be the one Rams fan
Do Shape of Punk to Come again but its 50% Big Beat and 50% Swedecore
I don't want anymore post-punk bands, I want Big Beat revival
October 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Do Shape of Punk to Come again but its 50% Big Beat and 50% Swedecore