sentient dumpster fire
@huzeather.bsky.social
follow if you want to watch me laugh/cry/scream my way through finishing my dissertation and keeping a toddler alive
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weed, sluts, bitches, jesus. long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. then, everything changed when the jesus nation attacked.
August 3, 2023 at 3:25 PM
weed, sluts, bitches, jesus. long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. then, everything changed when the jesus nation attacked.
my top emoji used to be 😆 but now it’s 😭 and that’s all you need to know about how I’m adjusting to moving back to my home town
July 2, 2024 at 12:51 PM
my top emoji used to be 😆 but now it’s 😭 and that’s all you need to know about how I’m adjusting to moving back to my home town
*toddler asks for granola bar*
*I promptly get the toddler a granola bar, like the dutiful servant I am*
*toddler take one tiny bite of granola bar and proceeds to just hold that bite in her mouth for 30 minutes while being hungry and pissy*
*I promptly get the toddler a granola bar, like the dutiful servant I am*
*toddler take one tiny bite of granola bar and proceeds to just hold that bite in her mouth for 30 minutes while being hungry and pissy*
April 12, 2024 at 1:42 PM
*toddler asks for granola bar*
*I promptly get the toddler a granola bar, like the dutiful servant I am*
*toddler take one tiny bite of granola bar and proceeds to just hold that bite in her mouth for 30 minutes while being hungry and pissy*
*I promptly get the toddler a granola bar, like the dutiful servant I am*
*toddler take one tiny bite of granola bar and proceeds to just hold that bite in her mouth for 30 minutes while being hungry and pissy*
we got beignets as a special weekend treat and the toddler used hers as a ketchup transportation device instead of actually eating it 🤦♀️
March 23, 2024 at 1:16 PM
we got beignets as a special weekend treat and the toddler used hers as a ketchup transportation device instead of actually eating it 🤦♀️
my toddler just called the super nintendo a “trash can” so I think I need to disown her now
March 23, 2024 at 12:52 PM
my toddler just called the super nintendo a “trash can” so I think I need to disown her now
“From student to unemployed: The millennial pipeline” - @the-camputer.bsky.social
February 14, 2024 at 1:47 PM
“From student to unemployed: The millennial pipeline” - @the-camputer.bsky.social
“I’m gonna slap your child in the face for 30 minutes” - @doczobum.bsky.social
February 10, 2024 at 11:32 PM
“I’m gonna slap your child in the face for 30 minutes” - @doczobum.bsky.social
January 1, 2024 at 3:00 AM
bitches eat mcdonald’s, yo
December 19, 2023 at 1:04 PM
bitches eat mcdonald’s, yo
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“Ditto would be an amazing lover” @huzeather.bsky.social
December 14, 2023 at 11:43 PM
“Ditto would be an amazing lover” @huzeather.bsky.social
conference heather 9 years ago: blazers, heels, makeup, going to ALL the things
conference heather today: skipped the last poster session, walked through the conference hotel in jammies and no bra to get a snack from the convenience store
I have not a single fuck left to give
conference heather today: skipped the last poster session, walked through the conference hotel in jammies and no bra to get a snack from the convenience store
I have not a single fuck left to give
November 18, 2023 at 3:30 AM
conference heather 9 years ago: blazers, heels, makeup, going to ALL the things
conference heather today: skipped the last poster session, walked through the conference hotel in jammies and no bra to get a snack from the convenience store
I have not a single fuck left to give
conference heather today: skipped the last poster session, walked through the conference hotel in jammies and no bra to get a snack from the convenience store
I have not a single fuck left to give
I thought the $17 sandwich in the airport was bad until I got the $20 salad in the hotel 😭
November 16, 2023 at 4:48 AM
I thought the $17 sandwich in the airport was bad until I got the $20 salad in the hotel 😭
I’d be much more motivated to go vote this morning if they gave out free donuts. SURELY one of my tax dollars could be funding this…
p.s. don’t worry I’m still gonna vote even without the promise of a donut
p.s. don’t worry I’m still gonna vote even without the promise of a donut
November 7, 2023 at 11:43 AM
I’d be much more motivated to go vote this morning if they gave out free donuts. SURELY one of my tax dollars could be funding this…
p.s. don’t worry I’m still gonna vote even without the promise of a donut
p.s. don’t worry I’m still gonna vote even without the promise of a donut
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So empty inside I’m shocked Spirit Halloween isn’t giving me a call asking for rental prices.
November 5, 2023 at 1:34 PM
So empty inside I’m shocked Spirit Halloween isn’t giving me a call asking for rental prices.
just wiped my hands with a used tissue like it was a wet wipe. because I’m sick and have a toddler. which apparently turns me into a fucking savage.
November 4, 2023 at 10:03 PM
just wiped my hands with a used tissue like it was a wet wipe. because I’m sick and have a toddler. which apparently turns me into a fucking savage.
buy her what you want to see her in
October 31, 2023 at 7:42 PM
buy her what you want to see her in
what’s it like to be married to @the-camputer.bsky.social, you ask?
October 31, 2023 at 12:45 PM
what’s it like to be married to @the-camputer.bsky.social, you ask?
“Sure, dog cute. dog friend. BUT dog shit” @bennybennett.bsky.social
October 28, 2023 at 1:36 AM
“Sure, dog cute. dog friend. BUT dog shit” @bennybennett.bsky.social
“there are 4 downs, and 5 ups” - marj on football
October 21, 2023 at 7:36 PM
“there are 4 downs, and 5 ups” - marj on football
so there I was at Ball State homecoming, offering the youths advice to squat and pee in alley, and they say “thank you ma’am.” I JUST GOT MA’AMD ON MY HOME TURF WTFFFF
October 21, 2023 at 5:06 PM
so there I was at Ball State homecoming, offering the youths advice to squat and pee in alley, and they say “thank you ma’am.” I JUST GOT MA’AMD ON MY HOME TURF WTFFFF