Hazzy
@hxzard.bsky.social
ok musician | longboard dancer | rhythm gamer
I wake up everyday against my will I’m gonna make it YOUR problem
I wake up everyday against my will I’m gonna make it YOUR problem
I swear they do this on purpose dawg😭
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I swear they do this on purpose dawg😭
Having the sudden urge to play league of legends again so I know things aren’t going well
October 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Having the sudden urge to play league of legends again so I know things aren’t going well
Coworker: Who are you running from on Halloween?
Me: Edfinancial.
Coworker: You’re student loans?? Freddy can literally get in your dreams
Me: btch and they can dock my pay
Me: Edfinancial.
Coworker: You’re student loans?? Freddy can literally get in your dreams
Me: btch and they can dock my pay
October 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Coworker: Who are you running from on Halloween?
Me: Edfinancial.
Coworker: You’re student loans?? Freddy can literally get in your dreams
Me: btch and they can dock my pay
Me: Edfinancial.
Coworker: You’re student loans?? Freddy can literally get in your dreams
Me: btch and they can dock my pay
If selling feet pics were so wrong they wouldn’t call it a digital footprint get real
September 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If selling feet pics were so wrong they wouldn’t call it a digital footprint get real
She gear on my metal til it’s solid
August 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
She gear on my metal til it’s solid
For every post there’s 29 drafts bc it won’t be funny unless you know my lore
July 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
For every post there’s 29 drafts bc it won’t be funny unless you know my lore
“My stream split into 3 today” twin I’m putting a parent lock on your phone you need HELP
July 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
“My stream split into 3 today” twin I’m putting a parent lock on your phone you need HELP
I have 7 days to get GM in marvel rivals and I fear this will have lasting impact on my mental state
July 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I have 7 days to get GM in marvel rivals and I fear this will have lasting impact on my mental state
In my “Dam bitch you live like this?” Arc (a fine oomfie would cure this)
June 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
In my “Dam bitch you live like this?” Arc (a fine oomfie would cure this)
Just watched the first episode of Chainsaw Man, idc what happens Makima best girl!
June 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Just watched the first episode of Chainsaw Man, idc what happens Makima best girl!
And here I was having a good day, great sleep, I even took a walk dawg, I’m not tryna get drafted bro😭
June 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
And here I was having a good day, great sleep, I even took a walk dawg, I’m not tryna get drafted bro😭
What’s wrong Oomfie it’s 5pm and you haven’t trauma dumped on your Bluesky yet🥺
June 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
What’s wrong Oomfie it’s 5pm and you haven’t trauma dumped on your Bluesky yet🥺
Being in Japan has made me realize that I'm one soju and a bad bitch from true happiness
May 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Being in Japan has made me realize that I'm one soju and a bad bitch from true happiness
This Tylenol tastes like grape and I lowkey might big back the whole box☠️
May 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This Tylenol tastes like grape and I lowkey might big back the whole box☠️
New phone just in time for my vacation I'm bouta make a whole ass movie☠️
May 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
New phone just in time for my vacation I'm bouta make a whole ass movie☠️
If you don’t love me at my =(^-^)= *Rwar* then you don’t deserve me at my Nyaa~ ( ^ω^ )~•
April 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you don’t love me at my =(^-^)= *Rwar* then you don’t deserve me at my Nyaa~ ( ^ω^ )~•
Rivals rank reset is the best and worst thing to ever happen bc why tf am I getting ego’s by a silver with 23% weapon acc☠️
April 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Rivals rank reset is the best and worst thing to ever happen bc why tf am I getting ego’s by a silver with 23% weapon acc☠️
Reading YouTube comments is like watching someone learn they can’t speak unprompted for the first time and proceed to say THE dumbest shit
April 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Reading YouTube comments is like watching someone learn they can’t speak unprompted for the first time and proceed to say THE dumbest shit
*Me walking into the bathroom after my gf on Taco Tuesday* Dam she DOES shit with that ass
April 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
*Me walking into the bathroom after my gf on Taco Tuesday* Dam she DOES shit with that ass
In my “I wanna cover my car in stickers” era of coming out the closet
April 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
In my “I wanna cover my car in stickers” era of coming out the closet
Normalizing saying “I have to take a fat shit” to get out of conversations then asserting my dominance by just going back to my desk
April 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Normalizing saying “I have to take a fat shit” to get out of conversations then asserting my dominance by just going back to my desk
My mom asked me to help her find a laptop and I remember why I FKIN DESPISE SHOPPING FOR THEM BC ALL THE REVIEWS ARE DUMB LIKE WTF DO YOU MEAN THIS IS A 4 STAR REVIEW???
April 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My mom asked me to help her find a laptop and I remember why I FKIN DESPISE SHOPPING FOR THEM BC ALL THE REVIEWS ARE DUMB LIKE WTF DO YOU MEAN THIS IS A 4 STAR REVIEW???
Pulled up to Taco Bell at 1am where all 4 workers were outside and all had their own blunts. No I did not get what I ordered and yes it was some of the best food I’ve ever had in my life
April 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Pulled up to Taco Bell at 1am where all 4 workers were outside and all had their own blunts. No I did not get what I ordered and yes it was some of the best food I’ve ever had in my life