ezzzz
@hydrationking.bsky.social
they/them | college student (derogatory) 🤠 girlfriend posting
ovulation is crazy bro
September 14, 2023 at 6:03 AM
ovulation is crazy bro
gf’s mad (and hard) that I’ll have full multicam before her
September 14, 2023 at 3:22 AM
gf’s mad (and hard) that I’ll have full multicam before her
need to grind out my assignments so I can go shooting tomorrow 😭
September 12, 2023 at 2:42 PM
need to grind out my assignments so I can go shooting tomorrow 😭
my tits just be hanging sometimes
September 11, 2023 at 3:10 PM
my tits just be hanging sometimes
she made me her bitch, now she’s shopping for a beretta???
September 10, 2023 at 2:42 AM
she made me her bitch, now she’s shopping for a beretta???
stalking the gf’s priv is my favorite activity
September 9, 2023 at 3:46 PM
stalking the gf’s priv is my favorite activity
someone asked if gf and I were siblings and I think that ruined my week
September 9, 2023 at 3:28 PM
someone asked if gf and I were siblings and I think that ruined my week
after repeated panic attacks about a last minute hunting trip I’m actually excited now 🙃 (I need to be medicated STAT)
September 8, 2023 at 5:16 PM
after repeated panic attacks about a last minute hunting trip I’m actually excited now 🙃 (I need to be medicated STAT)
why are there so many beefcakes in my department rn??? get out?????
September 7, 2023 at 3:01 PM
why are there so many beefcakes in my department rn??? get out?????
gotta get an “I ❤️ milfs” and “I ❤️ dilfs” shirt before parents weekend 🏃
September 4, 2023 at 5:12 PM
gotta get an “I ❤️ milfs” and “I ❤️ dilfs” shirt before parents weekend 🏃
already on my “what if I drop out”
September 1, 2023 at 4:58 AM
already on my “what if I drop out”
sometimes I don’t believe in astrology and then I hear someone is obsessed with me and all of a sudden I believe it
August 26, 2023 at 5:01 AM
sometimes I don’t believe in astrology and then I hear someone is obsessed with me and all of a sudden I believe it
repeatedly making eye contact with someone at my gate to manufacture tension bc I’m bored
August 9, 2023 at 1:50 PM
repeatedly making eye contact with someone at my gate to manufacture tension bc I’m bored
I love discussing things with my gf then going “idk tho I have sex”
August 9, 2023 at 9:15 AM
I love discussing things with my gf then going “idk tho I have sex”
fuck Asian glow fr why do I die after one (1) drink
August 8, 2023 at 4:09 AM
fuck Asian glow fr why do I die after one (1) drink
let’s go fail this exam!!
July 31, 2023 at 2:08 PM
let’s go fail this exam!!
def would’ve set off the lunk alarm this leg day if I went to a real gym
July 31, 2023 at 2:59 AM
def would’ve set off the lunk alarm this leg day if I went to a real gym
the urge to smoke non tobacco cigs bc it’s sexy is strong
July 30, 2023 at 11:55 PM
the urge to smoke non tobacco cigs bc it’s sexy is strong
all I know is be sexy and use they/them pronouns stop asking me about biochemistry
July 26, 2023 at 3:51 PM
all I know is be sexy and use they/them pronouns stop asking me about biochemistry
my gf realizing the entirety of their middle school friend group is trans was very funny
July 26, 2023 at 2:56 PM
my gf realizing the entirety of their middle school friend group is trans was very funny
who knew I could be too horny
July 24, 2023 at 8:52 PM
who knew I could be too horny
Reposted by ezzzz
I may be a little *too* horny
July 22, 2023 at 5:24 AM
I may be a little *too* horny
