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hyenalope.bsky.social
godless beast [zed]
@hyenalope.bsky.social
call me zed

33 | nsfw on main 🔞
he/him | butch lesbian | audhd
goblin and tiefling enthusiast
trying my fucking best

Harls on WrA
Sevvix on MG
Pinned
know i posted this before but here it is with link (to make it my pinned post). with the continued enshittification of bsky, any of y'all jumping ship that wanna stay in touch can find me Literally Almost Anywhere with the same UN.

mostly tumblr. DM if you want discord.

www.tumblr.com/hyenalope
@hyenalope · a godless beast enjoying its wretched meal
zed or lou • 32 • he/him • butch lesbian • fucking tired i post whatever the fuck i want whenever the fuck i want y'all can deal
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Syberia! I played the SHIT out of the actual physical copy I had as a kid (the disc(s? idr if there was more than one) have since been lost to time but they were ANNIHILATED anyway because of how much i played it.
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Not WoW writing but uh. Remembered I had this fic where Reiko and Havik (MK 2023) beat the shit out of each other and its horny.

If anyone here's into that.

(The rest of my AO3 is gen FFXV stuff for exchanges/trades so not worth sharing with y'all i fear)

archiveofourown.org/works/59360956
Insanely Illegal Cage Fight - Hyenalope - Mortal Kombat - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I... Have been cooking up some NSFW Harlan/Canon Character writing in my head but don't... Have quite the solid idea of what I actually want from it yet.

If I ever figure it out is that something people would be into reading? Or do people prefer nameless non-canons. Like. What's the stance on that?
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Axel I'm fairly certain is saying Harlan ( @b0neyard.bsky.social confirm or deny) BUT as an outside observer...

Harlan has never sucked a duck in his life until Axel he is so far out of his element it's a miracle everyone came out unscathed LMAO

Got 30+ years experience in everything else though
Couple/Polycule Question: Who would your OCs say gives the better head or is better in bed in the relationship?
#nsfwocdaily #ocnsfw #oc #ocsky
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This cap of my ugly guy from RDO is how I've felt all day today ngl
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Got a gameplan. Turkey's the only thing that needs the oven (I'm still mad about the turkey don't get me wrong we don't neED A FULL GODDAMN TUR-)

ANYWAY. Everything else is either stovetop or microwave and even our low-spoon asses can do that.
Looking like I'm going to have to do ALL the cooking for the Thanksgiving dinner I didn't even want to do.

I just wanted to get some goddamn turkey breasts or a rotisserie chicken, maybe a couple sides, and that's it. BUT NO WE JUST HAD TO HAVE A WHOLE GODDAMN FUCKING TURKEY FOR FOUR FUCKING PEOPLE
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Looking like I'm going to have to do ALL the cooking for the Thanksgiving dinner I didn't even want to do.

I just wanted to get some goddamn turkey breasts or a rotisserie chicken, maybe a couple sides, and that's it. BUT NO WE JUST HAD TO HAVE A WHOLE GODDAMN FUCKING TURKEY FOR FOUR FUCKING PEOPLE
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Absolutely baffled by people having more than like... Maybe two transmog outfits. How y'all do that? Harlan's got his armor look and his not-armor look and he better be happy I even gave him the not-armor one.

Maybe its just because I'm a goblin and also mail armor wearer. MY OPTIONS ARE SLIM.
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Harlan's thought about it since he's started going grey, buuuuuuut turns out the ladies (and dudes) dig the greys so... No dye for him.

Max's hair has been every color under the fucking sun. It's naturally the same color as Harlan's (which it is currently, I think. IDK I haven't been keeping track)
Does your OC dye their hair? If yes, what's their natural hair color? Do they ever show it?

#dailyocs
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Not recently, but in the past absolutely. Harlan's too strong for his own good and has a bad case of manhandling his partners LMAO

He also has claws. So many torn sheets and blankets and pillowcases
Has your OC caused any property damage in the proverbial bedroom? Broken beds, shattered lamps, that sort of thing.
#nsfwocdaily #ocnsfw #oc #ocsky
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Mom just got back from a trip, visiting
family a few states away, and brought back an entire dish of Pothos sprouts for me... From my cousin...

Thanks??? I guess???
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I feel like I'm the only person actually, for real, genuinely excited for my mains class changes coming in Midnight (Survival Hunter)

Everything else is see is nothing but negative and it's... IDK. Like, I'm still gonna be excited in my little corner, but I'm really sad for everyone else I guess?
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Ah so yesterday was "all your friends secretly hate you" and now today is "indecipherable and indescribable sadness, cry harder baby"

Okay I guess...? Thanks...?
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Whoever has the name Steelgrin on WrA...
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Bodied by my eldest , frankly
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Technically... Zero.

They knew each other for years, though, and regularly hung out for beers/smokes after work so...? They were gonna go on one the day AFTER they slept together so that's gotta count for something, right...?

It's complicated.
Couple/Polycule Question: How many dates did your OCs go on before they slept together?
#nsfwocdaily #ocnsfw #oc #ocsky
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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finally officially opening up c0mmission work in different variants here! My examples aren't super varied but-- it doesn't have to be warcraft work, it can be anything! ✨

Feel free to DM me here to ask for a quote/TOS! ♥
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Related: I HEAR THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE SAYING NICE THINGS ABOUT ME. 😭😭😭

I am kissing you all on the mouth (unless you're not into that then i'm like... blowing you a kiss or whatever)
Had a mopey day because of my chronic "everyone hates you"-itis that rears its ugly head every so often, but was reminded that NO, actually, no one hates me. In fact a not-insignificant amount of people really like me!

Anyway, kids, never listen to your stupid depressing brain when its being dumb
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Had a mopey day because of my chronic "everyone hates you"-itis that rears its ugly head every so often, but was reminded that NO, actually, no one hates me. In fact a not-insignificant amount of people really like me!

Anyway, kids, never listen to your stupid depressing brain when its being dumb
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
If you're ever scared to talk to me or think I'm intimidating just know I'm actually a sad weenie with a lot of ✨ trauma ✨ who is convinced no one likes me half the time.

You (yes, you, whoever you are) saying hi or whatever? Probably makes my day on any given day.

I'm a very simple man.
Having a rough one. Trying real hard to not to let the "everyone hates you and they're all just pretending to be your friends" paranoia get to me too much today.

I appreciate and love you all, even on the bad brain days. 💕
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Lugia chewing undersea cables #art #pokemon #cyberattack
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Having a rough one. Trying real hard to not to let the "everyone hates you and they're all just pretending to be your friends" paranoia get to me too much today.

I appreciate and love you all, even on the bad brain days. 💕
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM