Can't I just bet that all the horses will have a fun time?
January 3, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Can't I just bet that all the horses will have a fun time?
Star Trek 6, guy who wakes up Sulu.
January 3, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Star Trek 6, guy who wakes up Sulu.
Deconstructed prongler
December 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Deconstructed prongler
little marco, always and forever.
December 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
little marco, always and forever.
Did Patel even have time to steal a girl's windbreaker?
December 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Did Patel even have time to steal a girl's windbreaker?
I'm the commissioner of the sports but I don't pay attention. I mostly watch politics.
December 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I'm the commissioner of the sports but I don't pay attention. I mostly watch politics.
The concert scene with the 9 neck guitar would have been dope.
December 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The concert scene with the 9 neck guitar would have been dope.
I would never start a war of aggression with Venezuela...Yeah, I remember starting a war of aggression with Venezuela.
December 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I would never start a war of aggression with Venezuela...Yeah, I remember starting a war of aggression with Venezuela.
Punt 'em in the dick brother!
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Punt 'em in the dick brother!
Of course not. You've seen all the cases of people developing a bruise that looks exactly like an IV site on an old man from shaking hands.
December 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Of course not. You've seen all the cases of people developing a bruise that looks exactly like an IV site on an old man from shaking hands.
The cocaine is a loss leader to get the customers in the door.
December 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The cocaine is a loss leader to get the customers in the door.
That explains why I had to use Janet B. Storypitch when I got my SAG card.
December 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
That explains why I had to use Janet B. Storypitch when I got my SAG card.
Yeah that's a -4 in one play, has to be a fantasy record.
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Yeah that's a -4 in one play, has to be a fantasy record.
Time for the first ever Netflix peace prize.
December 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Time for the first ever Netflix peace prize.
He's going to hire the courtroom sketch artist from his trial last year because he though they didn't make him as sad, incontinent, and asleep as he was.
December 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
He's going to hire the courtroom sketch artist from his trial last year because he though they didn't make him as sad, incontinent, and asleep as he was.
Same reason you can see somebody stole something off your porch but didn't steal the milk in your fridge.
December 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Same reason you can see somebody stole something off your porch but didn't steal the milk in your fridge.
What's the point of aggregating online content if you can't force feed billionaire right wing talking points to your users?
December 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
What's the point of aggregating online content if you can't force feed billionaire right wing talking points to your users?
Joe Manchin, Zel Miller, John Fetterman, pre civil rights act Strom Thurmond.
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Joe Manchin, Zel Miller, John Fetterman, pre civil rights act Strom Thurmond.