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❏ Hypercube Collective ❏
@hypercube.dystohpia.com
A mishmash of dogs and sometimes robots. 26 years existing in the material plane. Posting our thoughts and innermost feelings to feed the insatiable maw that is the internet. ΘΔ&
"what do you want for christmas"
i want you to kill me so i can stop needing things and we can stop doing this song and dance every year
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
what to do when multiple wolves feel bitey but the one in charge says no
October 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
our pronouns are he/they not because we're nonbinary but because we're Literally Multiple People
September 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
we do not have the mental bandwidth to clock in today but alas we must play into the hands of capitalism to survive
September 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
good boyz ii men
August 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
can't believe we're experiencing the downfall of a country in realtime yet we still have to work
July 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM
we don't feel mentally fit to go into work today but these bills won't pay themselves so
July 7, 2025 at 9:45 AM
feeling feral
July 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I feel like more dog than dude
June 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Dys forgot the word "leitmotif" so he used "musical gimmick" instead and I think that's really funny

-Sirius
June 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
when the "on all levels except physical, I am a wolf" clip started gaining traction and making the rounds as a meme on the internet, we started sweating nervously because that's exactly how we felt for a long time and people were making fun of it so we suppressed it for quite some time
June 18, 2025 at 9:06 AM
-Anamanaguchi's "Air On Line" begins to play-

> "Anamana's GUCHI out?? In public?? Insane."

> "Who up anamana-in' they guchi.. a ha ha."

#SystemQuotes
June 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
> Dys: "Gahdamn, that dude smelled good when he walked past. That's a scent that'll make a motherfucker imprint."

> Sirius: "Down, boy. Down!"

#SystemQuotes
May 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"y'know, I'm really surprised we don't have XYZ in our headspace."

-systems, moments before disaster
May 19, 2025 at 11:38 AM
we contain multitudes
April 18, 2025 at 10:31 AM
we think it's so bogus how we have to want weight loss for our body when we don't even want to be alive
April 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
having dog friends is just establishing a barter system based on headpats and bellyrubs

share a sandwich? that gets approx 3 headpats

make a whole ass meal? at LEAST a bellyrub and a headpat
March 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
making breakfast for me turned into making breakfast for all of us

i made peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and out of nowhere several dogs appear

-Dys
March 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
wondering why we think about Porygon so much until we remember that we have at least three in our system
March 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
dogmoding is all fun and games until you roll the body's wrists trying to walk on all fours
March 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
our resident dog got us all excited by joining a pac man discord server.. pac-tism maxing out
March 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
if we hear about how much our friends have money and jobs one more time we're terminating ourselves
March 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i feel like some weird mfkn dogthing
March 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
no one prepares you for containing multitudes within your head
March 1, 2025 at 8:13 AM
no one tells you how grounding it is to focus on yourself and leaning into your innermost traits

thinking about the time we went to the airport and we were anxious as fuck so we leaned into our phantom limb in regards to the body's lack of a tail
February 27, 2025 at 10:21 AM