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daryl "undeployed? in greenland??" b 🏳️‍⚧️
@hypercubexl.bsky.social
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CG/VFX Artist. I love art/vfx/mograph/photos/bodies. ML yes, "AI" no.
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european heads of state:
the two panel edgar allen poe letter reaction meme originally taken from kate beaton's "hark! a vagrant" comic, where poe is reading a letter looking concerned and then holding it up even closer squinting at it sort of confused
January 19, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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robert popper and peter serafinowicz as two hapless scientists staring at camera in the 00s parody of 70s/80s educational programs, "look around you"
January 19, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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picrew psunday
cartoon picrew style girlwith red hair, green eyes, freckles, wearing ice cream shaped earrings and a green shirt under yellow overalls, with a trans button, looking a little wry and tired
January 19, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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share a television show that raised you
a poster from the anime series MACROSS, brought to the US, recut and dubbed as ROBOTECH.. close up is the main protagonist in their fighter cockpit, behind them the massive flying fortress carrier and various other jets half transformed with just their robot legs splayed out for counter thrust
January 18, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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ok this IS an edit, but not much
news item about an order being blocked that would've required bovino to report daily, with a photo of him walking amongst other agents who are normal height and therefore much taller than him
January 18, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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damn, I was hoping it was a music video or such

but we'll always have
margot robbie from the 2023 barbie movie, in one of barbie's well known black and white striped bathing suits and heels, standing towering over a primeval landscape with young girls looking up at her in a riff on the opening sequence to 2001
January 18, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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erik von markovik, aka "mystery" (or possibly mister e), one of the jackwagons who popularized pickup artist "culture" with all those now familiar concepts like negging and being an asshole, and had a TV show about it circa 2007. he looks like you'd expect, black velvet fur lined coat, big stupid fur hat, huge earrings, a tat or stamp of a lipstick print on his neck, tiny goatee, a gold heart and small binoculars as necklaces. sooo punchable
January 18, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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hmmmmm
zoe steiner in starfleet academy, with dark braided hair and some kind of futuristic sweater, out in the woods or something
January 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
hypercubexl.bsky.social
the complete cycle over and over
the spaghetti process meme of: wet the drys (flour), dry the wets (noodles), wet the drys (cook noodles), dry the wets (drain noodles), wet the drys (sauce), and dust the wets (parmesan cheese)
January 17, 2026 at 7:39 AM
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"the bride" in kill bill (uma thurman) killing the shit out of "buck" who is a hospital orderly/rapist and the original owner of the "pussy wagon". she can't move very well but managed to get him to where she could juice his head with a metal door
January 17, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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"the creature" from del toro's frankenstein, in his massive amalgamation of dark furs forming a hooded cloak around him and a face mask, lit bright red from one side by lit dynamite
January 16, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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I got a decent direction I think, not sure about the personality, but I like what I like
Wikipedia of the Future: The Young-at-Heart Welcome to the Knowledge Nest, or the Holographic Ages. You're playful, energetic, maybe a bit naive, but not in a bad way. Your future has a mix of cartoons and sci-fi that gives us “The Jetsons” meets “Star Trek” vibes, with a lot more safety and kindness in the world. . Your Wikipedia will be fully available through telepathy; it will allow people to travel places they're reading about; it will share knowledge through different scents; and it will be co-created with robot athletes who… can do a handstand while slam dunking?! We aren't sure about the last one, but it seems promising.
January 16, 2026 at 8:57 AM
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shorter schumer letter:
moe on the simpsons getting a prank call and telling everyone at the bar "I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt" (it's a treehouse of horror episode)
January 15, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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the famous 2020 tweet where elon musk said (about bolivia) We will coup whoever we want! Deal with it.
January 15, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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thought about DARK CITY (1998) for 5 minutes earlier so of course I need to bring up one of my top 10 all time trailers ever
January 15, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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talking about amanda seyfried today and here's a bit of amanda just because
amanda seyfried in a gauzy white room with big messy blonde hair, strong makeup with red lipstick and wearing a black and white sleeveless dress another of amanda in a white room with a similar makeup and hair look, sitting on a couch covered with white sheets, with one bare leg extended and the other propped against the couch, in a big white cashmere sweater and some small black shorts or underwear
January 15, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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director michael bay in a black suit holding up his hand with a huge explosion as the background image behind him
January 14, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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I guess I could stop looking at beautiful people, but can't actually do that
brett from flight of the conchords leading into a song saying "I want to tell her how hot she is but she'll think I'm being sexist. she's so hot she's making me sexist."
January 14, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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*music starts*
andy samberg and justin timberlake in their white R&B guy looks for the lonely island's "dick in a box"
January 14, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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a scene from kubrick's THE SHINING where you're peering into a room and catching a man in a tuxedo seemingly being fellated by a man in an old timey bear suit, both pausing to look ominously at camera
January 14, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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what was that? sebulba got suspended for yelling at the emperor? this will ruin the boonta eve classic
sebulba from star wars episode 1, the phantom menace. a sort of inverted limbed camel faced alien wearing goggles, a notorious asshole podracer
January 14, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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actually here's a quick #kstewsday with some photos from or near variety this week, dearest @borgerville.com
kristen in a kind of herringbone plaid jacket with a rough tee underneath and her signature chain necklaces, short black wolf cut with white and blue lighting against a green backdrop that almost precisely matches her eyes and they really pop kstew on a red carpet or arrival area in a tom ford pinstripe suit over a nearly entirely unbuttoned pinstripe shirt with a white collar, a smaller chain necklace and what might be a bikini string showing? her hair is loose and hitting her shoulder but really sharp bangs across the top
January 14, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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I need to devote more time to random celeb photos, frivolous stuff, haven't even had a proper kstewsday in ages either
elle fanning sitting on an ikea table or stool in a big fancy room facing away from camera, probably a hotel, with mid length blonde hair and a sheer summer dress, barefoot and looking back over her shoulder
January 14, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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posted one good selfie and opened up a whole can of worms for today's therapy apparently, good stuff to talk about but I always feel like this meme with my therapist
the "girl explaining to her mom" meme where on one side a girl is obviously very intently and at length going into some shit and her mom is on the couch in a blanket looking totally nonplussed
January 13, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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wow, I mean she's been great with short hair all along but this is cool to see her in a different style
jodie whittaker sitting on a studio backdrop in a loose blue dress with short sleeves and not quite knee length, with her bare legs up and her arms holding her knees along with a flower, she has past shoulder length brown-blonde hair jodie whittaker with very voluminous styled hair and formal makeup, laying on a photo backdrop in the same blue dress, arched sitting up slightly, her arms in front of her and her legs bent and bare feet crossed in the air behind her
January 13, 2026 at 7:45 PM