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Nintendo is coming after Pixar for the title of most unreasonably bangable cartoon characters holy FUCK
Some mysterious absolute zaddy in Pokemon Violet
August 5, 2023 at 3:56 AM
I was wrong. It is the second weirdest place. Apparently Yoni Beer wasn't made from vaginal *yeast*, just bacteria.

The beer made from Roald Dahl's ass yeast still holds first place, though.
A can of odious ale, which claims to be made with disgustingly delicious detritus from Roald Dahl's writing chair
August 3, 2023 at 11:45 PM
This is now the third weirdest place I've heard of to find yeast.
The pokédex entry for fidough claims that the yeast in fidough's breath is useful for cooking
August 3, 2023 at 11:42 PM
Sorry ma'am I'm going to be late to meet up with you I had to crush this small child's spider (and also his dreams) and steal his lunch money
Me (in video game form) and a small sad child (also video game form)
August 3, 2023 at 11:34 PM
meme me daddy
Some strange fruit. The top is cut off, and it looks like the top has a face and is super scared about this. The rest of the fruit also looks like it has a face and is super happy.
June 22, 2023 at 4:47 PM
Me when I see a big tiddy goth gf
🥵💀
June 3, 2023 at 12:19 PM
When he sends a butt pic
🥵🫠
June 3, 2023 at 12:18 PM
Woah

You're yeeing my haw right now.
🤯🤠
May 28, 2023 at 4:31 PM
Bananapus
Banana octopus
May 28, 2023 at 4:29 PM
Fat
Fish with bat wings
May 28, 2023 at 4:26 PM
Men on dating apps talking about their measurements
The Pinocchio nose emoji with an insanely long nose
May 28, 2023 at 4:14 AM
Rizzguin
A penguin in a tux dripping in rizz
May 28, 2023 at 4:11 AM
Paul two weeks from now
A melting cat
May 28, 2023 at 4:10 AM
Back atcha 🥰
A smile emoji surrounded by a billion hearts
May 28, 2023 at 4:06 AM
My mental state after spending five hours scrolling bsky
An anguished emoji that looks like it is simultaneously exploding and collapsing upon itself.
May 28, 2023 at 3:56 AM
Wow. Is that so? Fascinating. I had no idea.
An emoji with a vacant smile resting it's head on its hands
May 28, 2023 at 3:54 AM
P(p(ponder)onder)onder the orb
May 28, 2023 at 3:52 AM
Baticorn
A bat with a unicorn horn
May 28, 2023 at 3:48 AM
Can I interest you in teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth
An emoji with a toothy smile where each tooth has its own toothy smile
May 28, 2023 at 3:46 AM
Best I can do is Elon Musk
A blue bird sitting on a ridiculous diamond. No bird needs that much wealth. What are you doing, bird?
May 28, 2023 at 3:44 AM
I think you made the coffee too strong
Coffee mug with giant swole arms
May 28, 2023 at 3:41 AM
Oh no why is jorts stealing Christmas
A very nervous looking orange cat stealing a Christmas tree
May 28, 2023 at 3:35 AM
He won an award
An orange cat and a trophy he deserves
May 28, 2023 at 3:33 AM
Sadly they censor eggplants and peaches because they know what kind of degenerates we are, but here's a face full of melons.
May 28, 2023 at 3:29 AM
Psilocybin
Bite of mushroom Trippy smiles Mind blown squiggle eyes Happy love brain
May 28, 2023 at 3:28 AM