hypersaline
@hypersaline.bsky.social
one time somebreaddo called me "diaper saline" and I will never live that down
The f in lmfao stands for fat
December 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The f in lmfao stands for fat
Been a long time since inebriated crustacean came around
December 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Been a long time since inebriated crustacean came around
Worked with a guy who would go there once a week but refused to say it. "I want pancakes with some compote and whatever on it" was how he ordered
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Worked with a guy who would go there once a week but refused to say it. "I want pancakes with some compote and whatever on it" was how he ordered
Two yesterday. Never taking this shirt off
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Two yesterday. Never taking this shirt off
We had a pet raccoon when I was a kid. Awful experience, would not recommend. Had to wear thick leather gauntlets any time we needed to put her in her room, she'd scratch and fight so hard.
November 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
We had a pet raccoon when I was a kid. Awful experience, would not recommend. Had to wear thick leather gauntlets any time we needed to put her in her room, she'd scratch and fight so hard.