Hypnobun™
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At one time, Scalzi DNA in amber was available for purchase. Once Jurassic Park warned us of the potential pitfalls, however, the amber was quickly pulled off the market.
December 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
At one time, Scalzi DNA in amber was available for purchase. Once Jurassic Park warned us of the potential pitfalls, however, the amber was quickly pulled off the market.
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December 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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So professors don't even try to make their classes rigorous knowing they'll end up just giving in to the rich little whiny snowflakes and their entitled rich parents if they do.
Unrelated in any way, Donald Trump went to the Wharton school of business.
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Unrelated in any way, Donald Trump went to the Wharton school of business.
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December 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
So professors don't even try to make their classes rigorous knowing they'll end up just giving in to the rich little whiny snowflakes and their entitled rich parents if they do.
Unrelated in any way, Donald Trump went to the Wharton school of business.
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Unrelated in any way, Donald Trump went to the Wharton school of business.
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What's interesting about that is there are indications that the elite colleges are significantly less rigorous than others because rich people expect that their money will buy their halfwit kids good grades. 1/2
December 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
What's interesting about that is there are indications that the elite colleges are significantly less rigorous than others because rich people expect that their money will buy their halfwit kids good grades. 1/2
The parents won the case and they banished the son and wife to a condo on a tropical island somewhere.
Must be nice to fail that hard and still end up sunning your dumb ass on a tropical beach.
Must be nice to fail that hard and still end up sunning your dumb ass on a tropical beach.
December 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The parents won the case and they banished the son and wife to a condo on a tropical island somewhere.
Must be nice to fail that hard and still end up sunning your dumb ass on a tropical beach.
Must be nice to fail that hard and still end up sunning your dumb ass on a tropical beach.
I worked with a woman who married a very rich guy. He was the grandson of the original owner and founder. He was a greedy halfwit sh*tbag that decided to sue his parents for control of the company. Their company.
December 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I worked with a woman who married a very rich guy. He was the grandson of the original owner and founder. He was a greedy halfwit sh*tbag that decided to sue his parents for control of the company. Their company.
If prey is "pepperoni pizza", I know what I want to be reincarnated as.
December 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If prey is "pepperoni pizza", I know what I want to be reincarnated as.
I know it's a long skeet but it would have been twice as long if I hadn't cut out all of the cursing.
December 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I know it's a long skeet but it would have been twice as long if I hadn't cut out all of the cursing.
BIOS: Ugh. 1 don't feel well n0w after all of those upd@tes. I've forgotten y0ur B1tl0cker k3ys, sorry.
Me: Ok. I've got a backup and will manually type in multiple 25 digit codes. Love it.
*types in Bitlocker keys*
*Windows starts*
Outlook: hey, what about me?
Me: Ok. I've got a backup and will manually type in multiple 25 digit codes. Love it.
*types in Bitlocker keys*
*Windows starts*
Outlook: hey, what about me?
December 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
BIOS: Ugh. 1 don't feel well n0w after all of those upd@tes. I've forgotten y0ur B1tl0cker k3ys, sorry.
Me: Ok. I've got a backup and will manually type in multiple 25 digit codes. Love it.
*types in Bitlocker keys*
*Windows starts*
Outlook: hey, what about me?
Me: Ok. I've got a backup and will manually type in multiple 25 digit codes. Love it.
*types in Bitlocker keys*
*Windows starts*
Outlook: hey, what about me?
Me: Um. You're going to bother me every 7 seconds if I don't, right?
Windows: R1ght. You should d0 it though. A11 of the c0ol kids ar3 doing it.
Me: Ok. You've convinced me. Install updates and restart.
*restart*
Windows: R1ght. You should d0 it though. A11 of the c0ol kids ar3 doing it.
Me: Ok. You've convinced me. Install updates and restart.
*restart*
December 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Me: Um. You're going to bother me every 7 seconds if I don't, right?
Windows: R1ght. You should d0 it though. A11 of the c0ol kids ar3 doing it.
Me: Ok. You've convinced me. Install updates and restart.
*restart*
Windows: R1ght. You should d0 it though. A11 of the c0ol kids ar3 doing it.
Me: Ok. You've convinced me. Install updates and restart.
*restart*
Windows: hey, 1'v3 b33n up f0r a little 0ver a day and I don't feel so g00d either. Restart?
Me: Ok, restart Windows so I can reinstall Outlook. Got it.
Windows: 0h hey, 1 h@ve 17 new updat3s to install, all 0f which will mak3 me even buggier. Inst@ll?
Me: Ok, restart Windows so I can reinstall Outlook. Got it.
Windows: 0h hey, 1 h@ve 17 new updat3s to install, all 0f which will mak3 me even buggier. Inst@ll?
December 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Windows: hey, 1'v3 b33n up f0r a little 0ver a day and I don't feel so g00d either. Restart?
Me: Ok, restart Windows so I can reinstall Outlook. Got it.
Windows: 0h hey, 1 h@ve 17 new updat3s to install, all 0f which will mak3 me even buggier. Inst@ll?
Me: Ok, restart Windows so I can reinstall Outlook. Got it.
Windows: 0h hey, 1 h@ve 17 new updat3s to install, all 0f which will mak3 me even buggier. Inst@ll?
Me: Ok, I'll just roll you back.
*roll back*
Outlook: Oh, hey, default handlers still point at New Outlook btw. You'll have to manually change them.
Me: Sure, I'll do that.
*make changes*
Outlook: 0ops, a11 of those ch@ng3s c0rrupt3d me. Re1n$ta11 pls.
Me: Ok, reinstall. Um, I'm getting an OS error.
*roll back*
Outlook: Oh, hey, default handlers still point at New Outlook btw. You'll have to manually change them.
Me: Sure, I'll do that.
*make changes*
Outlook: 0ops, a11 of those ch@ng3s c0rrupt3d me. Re1n$ta11 pls.
Me: Ok, reinstall. Um, I'm getting an OS error.
December 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Me: Ok, I'll just roll you back.
*roll back*
Outlook: Oh, hey, default handlers still point at New Outlook btw. You'll have to manually change them.
Me: Sure, I'll do that.
*make changes*
Outlook: 0ops, a11 of those ch@ng3s c0rrupt3d me. Re1n$ta11 pls.
Me: Ok, reinstall. Um, I'm getting an OS error.
*roll back*
Outlook: Oh, hey, default handlers still point at New Outlook btw. You'll have to manually change them.
Me: Sure, I'll do that.
*make changes*
Outlook: 0ops, a11 of those ch@ng3s c0rrupt3d me. Re1n$ta11 pls.
Me: Ok, reinstall. Um, I'm getting an OS error.
Me: OK, I'm going to take a quick look at my email.
Outlook: No, just got patched last night and I no longer work.
Me: What? Oh, ok, I'll roll back the patch.
*rolls back*
New Outlook: Cool! Rolling back the patch forces New Outlook. I'm like old Outlook except I can't do a lot of stuff yet.
Outlook: No, just got patched last night and I no longer work.
Me: What? Oh, ok, I'll roll back the patch.
*rolls back*
New Outlook: Cool! Rolling back the patch forces New Outlook. I'm like old Outlook except I can't do a lot of stuff yet.
December 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Me: OK, I'm going to take a quick look at my email.
Outlook: No, just got patched last night and I no longer work.
Me: What? Oh, ok, I'll roll back the patch.
*rolls back*
New Outlook: Cool! Rolling back the patch forces New Outlook. I'm like old Outlook except I can't do a lot of stuff yet.
Outlook: No, just got patched last night and I no longer work.
Me: What? Oh, ok, I'll roll back the patch.
*rolls back*
New Outlook: Cool! Rolling back the patch forces New Outlook. I'm like old Outlook except I can't do a lot of stuff yet.
I'm not sure that "do what I say or I'll declare war on some random countries, one of which might be yours" counts as a peace deal.
December 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I'm not sure that "do what I say or I'll declare war on some random countries, one of which might be yours" counts as a peace deal.
The only inherent traits or skills most rich people have are:
being born into wealth and/or being in exactly the right place at exactly the right time around exactly the right people.
The very successful people I know are all f*cking halfwits with delusions of adequacy.
being born into wealth and/or being in exactly the right place at exactly the right time around exactly the right people.
The very successful people I know are all f*cking halfwits with delusions of adequacy.
December 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The only inherent traits or skills most rich people have are:
being born into wealth and/or being in exactly the right place at exactly the right time around exactly the right people.
The very successful people I know are all f*cking halfwits with delusions of adequacy.
being born into wealth and/or being in exactly the right place at exactly the right time around exactly the right people.
The very successful people I know are all f*cking halfwits with delusions of adequacy.
It's like watching a daytime soap actor having an epileptic seizure on camera.
December 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It's like watching a daytime soap actor having an epileptic seizure on camera.
I've also had good luck with the Starbucks VIA Instant Coffee packs from Costco if it helps. If you wanted to go crazy, make some strong-ish cold brewed coffee and substitute with that. Amazing in chocolate french silk pie too.
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I've also had good luck with the Starbucks VIA Instant Coffee packs from Costco if it helps. If you wanted to go crazy, make some strong-ish cold brewed coffee and substitute with that. Amazing in chocolate french silk pie too.
Geography? Not as much.
December 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Geography? Not as much.
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I’ll see his point and raise him “when it comes to issues of reckless driving, some otherwise progressive pro-car people turn into flag-waving, truck-nuts-displaying, don’t-tread-on-me-even-if-kids-are-getting-killed zealots”
December 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’ll see his point and raise him “when it comes to issues of reckless driving, some otherwise progressive pro-car people turn into flag-waving, truck-nuts-displaying, don’t-tread-on-me-even-if-kids-are-getting-killed zealots”
The $6 slice of cheese on the see-through burger patty on a McDonald's burger is a "cheese food product" which is neither cheese nor food.
December 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The $6 slice of cheese on the see-through burger patty on a McDonald's burger is a "cheese food product" which is neither cheese nor food.
I actually cheer when I see another vehicle signaling turns. Or turning into the closest lane.
Needless to say, I don't cheer very much.
Needless to say, I don't cheer very much.
December 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I actually cheer when I see another vehicle signaling turns. Or turning into the closest lane.
Needless to say, I don't cheer very much.
Needless to say, I don't cheer very much.
Don't worry. These messages are targeted at people who are bad at both math and reading comprehension.
December 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Don't worry. These messages are targeted at people who are bad at both math and reading comprehension.