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@hypocrapha.bsky.social
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Y'know I started this dumb bluesky to make a snarky joke about how cute Luigi is and my ability to craft poignant jokes is less and less.

Shit is ridiculous, stupid, and maddening, every day.
January 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
We're just in a phase where people say shit and there are no repercussions. When the Ped. in Chief can say whatever with no fear, the rest can say whatever too.

He could also have meant textiles. Fleece is nice, and Somalis aren't used to the fabric.

Who fucking knows?
December 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I somehow spelled out BANGO on my BINGO card this year.

Does that mean I won?

It doesn't feel like winning, so I'm not sure.
December 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Shitty birds of a shitty feather, they say.
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Shockingly, not the first we've heard about "the AI rapture," from overly paranoid religious types.
December 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
RFK causes autism.
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
They can't condemn *themselves* what are you talking about?!
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
These mental gymnastics might just win you gold at the performative liberalimpics!
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
That works.
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hopefully to never run for anything again, except maybe a 5k?
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Which 10 peace deals are they even fucking talking about??
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Yes, he should.

But is there any true justice in the world, ever?
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM