Leo @ the bitter bitches bureau 🐸💕🍞
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Leo @ the bitter bitches bureau 🐸💕🍞
@hypostasys.bsky.social
🔞 Leo (he/him) I'm a writer. 30+
✨Se habla español🇲🇽

I'm old and tired don't come at me with dumb shit 🪩

Este hogar es católico apostólico romano creyente de Valangel 🙏🏽
LET ME WRIIIIITEEEEEEE LET ME WRITE LET ME WRITE LET ME WRITE 😩😩😩😩😩
February 8, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I know another "fun fact" was that Pentious' died in 1800s London and then we got his backstory so I guess ✨anything is possible
February 8, 2026 at 3:29 AM
MY LEGGY BITCH
February 7, 2026 at 4:51 PM
No Angel??? 😭
February 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM
YES YES YES THIS IS PERFECT.... Val's tongue.. fuckfjfkdkd this is the most immaculate timing it's just the inspiration ✨ I needed
February 7, 2026 at 4:46 PM
HE'S PERFECT............ 319 sounds like an appropriate amount of val
February 7, 2026 at 6:49 AM
They should glue him to the ceiling above their bed too since he's such a voyeur u kno
February 7, 2026 at 5:37 AM
IM LOSING IT
February 7, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Idk why it tickles me so much that our names are similar and we have val pfps and we bark in unison we're his official chorus
February 7, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Pls break my neck 💕
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 AM
They'd never give us that flavor but just! Throwing things! Breaking things! Being violent and self destructive!!! I'm begging!!!!!!!
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 AM
DON'T BE SILLY YOU'RE NOT OLD
February 7, 2026 at 5:32 AM
I think the one planting his ass on the screen should be Angel for extra anger
February 7, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Can they do coke off his screen first.........
February 7, 2026 at 5:05 AM