John Jacob Jingleheimer's clit
His clit is my clit too
Whenever we go out,
People always shout,
John Jacob Jingleheimer's clit

Oh yeah I'm an MVP
A minimumally viable person

Starting my new business as a psychic.
I can read your future in your butthole wrinkles

Is this girl tall or does she just have Doc Martens on?

Call me alex jones the way I'm not gonna lie I'm kinda retarded

Whats so bad about the primrose path?
Its got so many lovely flowers on it

Making a zero waste recipe and throwing away the leftovers

Sitting down at a blackjack table and having the dealer hit me until I bust 🥴