Iain Hepburn
@iainhepburn.me
I mean, it's an unexpected direction after the release of their final album, but frankly any one of Bob, Pete or Sarah could do a better job than Thelin managed this season.
February 5, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I mean, it's an unexpected direction after the release of their final album, but frankly any one of Bob, Pete or Sarah could do a better job than Thelin managed this season.
And this is why Scottish football - especially this season - remains the best football.
February 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
And this is why Scottish football - especially this season - remains the best football.
Fuck, and I cannot say this strongly enough, that for a game of soldiers.
February 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Fuck, and I cannot say this strongly enough, that for a game of soldiers.
Oddly enough, as my list MSP, I emailed Sarwar last September asking how his comments about protecting the NHS squared with his support for Peggie against Dr Upton. It took a couple of chasers to get a reply…
His reply doesn’t quite tally with his comments to the Record…
His reply doesn’t quite tally with his comments to the Record…
February 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Oddly enough, as my list MSP, I emailed Sarwar last September asking how his comments about protecting the NHS squared with his support for Peggie against Dr Upton. It took a couple of chasers to get a reply…
His reply doesn’t quite tally with his comments to the Record…
His reply doesn’t quite tally with his comments to the Record…
There’s lots of things you could describe MST3K as. High quality storytelling though…
February 2, 2026 at 8:54 PM
There’s lots of things you could describe MST3K as. High quality storytelling though…
BBC Sport now has THREE separate liveblogs running on Deadline Day - one for the PL, one for the EFL and one for Scotland.
At least the EFL has had a modicum of transfer activity today to justify it.
At least the EFL has had a modicum of transfer activity today to justify it.
February 2, 2026 at 4:35 PM
BBC Sport now has THREE separate liveblogs running on Deadline Day - one for the PL, one for the EFL and one for Scotland.
At least the EFL has had a modicum of transfer activity today to justify it.
At least the EFL has had a modicum of transfer activity today to justify it.
Remember that the Record is 'part of a community that believes in honest, gutsy, Scottish journalism and its power to improve your life'...
Also remember its recently appointed editor regularly links to transphobic bullshit peddlers as fair commentators in his own newsletter.
Also remember its recently appointed editor regularly links to transphobic bullshit peddlers as fair commentators in his own newsletter.
February 2, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Remember that the Record is 'part of a community that believes in honest, gutsy, Scottish journalism and its power to improve your life'...
Also remember its recently appointed editor regularly links to transphobic bullshit peddlers as fair commentators in his own newsletter.
Also remember its recently appointed editor regularly links to transphobic bullshit peddlers as fair commentators in his own newsletter.
Return to Oz? Bad movie? Get absolutely fucked.
February 2, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Return to Oz? Bad movie? Get absolutely fucked.
Fair play to Livi’s social admin, this is magic.
February 1, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Fair play to Livi’s social admin, this is magic.
Channel 4 showing Cocaine Bear tonight. Sadly we never did get that Glasgow sequel…
January 31, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Channel 4 showing Cocaine Bear tonight. Sadly we never did get that Glasgow sequel…
We never got the chance to do it. But it turns out there’s one of the remaining Wimpy’s in Scotland, not that far from where I now live. Missed the chance to do it last weekend so…
January 31, 2026 at 2:41 PM
We never got the chance to do it. But it turns out there’s one of the remaining Wimpy’s in Scotland, not that far from where I now live. Missed the chance to do it last weekend so…
Hahahahahahahfuckoff.
Fund good journalism out of the obscene profits you make, generated largely by sacking so may of your good journalists and replacing them with AI bots.
Also, get fucked Neil, talking of fake news and social media echo chambers when you still do that newsletter…
Fund good journalism out of the obscene profits you make, generated largely by sacking so may of your good journalists and replacing them with AI bots.
Also, get fucked Neil, talking of fake news and social media echo chambers when you still do that newsletter…
January 30, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Hahahahahahahfuckoff.
Fund good journalism out of the obscene profits you make, generated largely by sacking so may of your good journalists and replacing them with AI bots.
Also, get fucked Neil, talking of fake news and social media echo chambers when you still do that newsletter…
Fund good journalism out of the obscene profits you make, generated largely by sacking so may of your good journalists and replacing them with AI bots.
Also, get fucked Neil, talking of fake news and social media echo chambers when you still do that newsletter…
Um… are those…? Surely not?
January 30, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Um… are those…? Surely not?
Oh wait, you’re trying to ENCOURAGE me to watch this channel? I thought this was a warning sign.
January 29, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Oh wait, you’re trying to ENCOURAGE me to watch this channel? I thought this was a warning sign.
Do it, James. Hopefully it’s the final nail in both coffins.
January 29, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Do it, James. Hopefully it’s the final nail in both coffins.
Get fucked Empire. Neon was always better.
January 28, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Get fucked Empire. Neon was always better.
Presumably Heads of Ayr for the same reason it’s the Port of Ayr rather than Ayr Port…
January 26, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Presumably Heads of Ayr for the same reason it’s the Port of Ayr rather than Ayr Port…
Today’s locus of solace.
Or, more likely, general disappointment.
Or, more likely, general disappointment.
January 24, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Today’s locus of solace.
Or, more likely, general disappointment.
Or, more likely, general disappointment.
Not sure how it’s taken me so long to go see Sharmanka but it’s worth the wait.
January 23, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Not sure how it’s taken me so long to go see Sharmanka but it’s worth the wait.
Unexpected charity shop haul
January 23, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Unexpected charity shop haul