iamali84.bsky.social
@iamali84.bsky.social
Have come to Ikea to pick up a bookcase, cos that's clearly what you do on Christmas Eve Eve, and the queue of cars for Sainsbury's next door is back up the hill past the traffic lights 😱
December 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
First time doing the Christmas food shop. No just no. Get me out of here! 😱
December 19, 2025 at 9:55 AM
They're like £30 each and would destroy everything in our house, but..... 😍😍😍
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Just been got
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Kitchen installation starting Wed! Cannot wait!
November 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Our house is full of boxes - kitchen cabinets and appliances!
November 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I think this is the most fireworky evening of this bonfire night season 🙈
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Anyone else play Pokémon TCG Pocket?
October 4, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Plaster has been plastered! My job next week to mist coat it 🖌️
September 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Celebrity traitors!!!
September 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Strictly time! 🪩💃🕺
September 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
What a weird mash up!
September 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
1 month into the kitchen extension..

👕🫧 I miss the washing machine

🍽️🫧 I miss the dishwasher
September 12, 2025 at 8:34 AM
State of the kitchen atm, this is fun!
September 3, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Summer holidays complete ✅🫠🥴
September 3, 2025 at 9:34 AM
6 days until the end of summer holidays 🥴🫠
August 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
We've almost got foundations I think 🥳
August 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Summer holidays week 3: Kitchen extension is go! Spent the last 3 nights researching washing machines, ovens and flooring 🫠 halp
August 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Bought the kids some socks. Got size 4-6 cos *they'll grow into them*. Socks fit me. Sorry kids, mine now.
August 5, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Driving down the A17, two very tough "would you rather" questions from the boys:

"Would you rather drink wee or diarrhea?"

and

"Would you rather be struck by lightning or a car falling on you?"

👀
July 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Summer holidays week 1: Off to Hunstanton. The traditional Rotherham McDonald's on the way!
July 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Just sat on the driveway enjoying the car air con 😌❄️
July 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Just saw the ultimate Tesla fanboi in Tesco car park. A Tesla with the license plate: TE60 SLA

👀
July 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Me: Jake you're gonna melt in those joggers, it's gonna be hot today

Jake: no I'm not, man's not hot

#neverhot
June 30, 2025 at 7:32 AM