IAMALIVEHERE
@iamalivehere.bsky.social
IWILLNOTLETYOUFORGETABOUTME
(he/him, 28)
(he/him, 28)
at the end of the day, it sucks to suck
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
at the end of the day, it sucks to suck
crazy-ass blunt rotation tho, you have to admit
November 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
crazy-ass blunt rotation tho, you have to admit
wishing you a very happy Nuremberg 2 when the time comes
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
wishing you a very happy Nuremberg 2 when the time comes
can't make Jay and Aaron's goose-stepping friends feel too unwelcome, you know!
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
can't make Jay and Aaron's goose-stepping friends feel too unwelcome, you know!
shutting up and jacking it to teen porn would have somehow been a smarter option
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
shutting up and jacking it to teen porn would have somehow been a smarter option
idk how that guy managed to get there on his way to getting cleaved in twain by Travis Touchdown but hey, a job's a job
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
idk how that guy managed to get there on his way to getting cleaved in twain by Travis Touchdown but hey, a job's a job
"yeah we did fuckall and stabbed our voters in the back, but consider this: it was kinda fun"
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
"yeah we did fuckall and stabbed our voters in the back, but consider this: it was kinda fun"
saying that it's a conspiracy theory like QAnon while also being on some QAnon "trust the plan" type shit is bewildering. I don't think this is a real person
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 AM
saying that it's a conspiracy theory like QAnon while also being on some QAnon "trust the plan" type shit is bewildering. I don't think this is a real person
nicest thing I can say about you is that at least you'll likely be six feet under by the end of the year
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 AM
nicest thing I can say about you is that at least you'll likely be six feet under by the end of the year
Nuremberg, however? a perfect fit, hopefully down to the hanging botch jobs
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Nuremberg, however? a perfect fit, hopefully down to the hanging botch jobs
"The notification on the edge of the screen was mine. I was Mr Messages. I will not be again."
November 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
"The notification on the edge of the screen was mine. I was Mr Messages. I will not be again."
their new mentat is just no good, I'm afraid
November 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
their new mentat is just no good, I'm afraid
gonna plant a frankly ridiculous amount of weed on your person. enjoy the chair, idiot!
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 AM
gonna plant a frankly ridiculous amount of weed on your person. enjoy the chair, idiot!
the Jay Jones death squads marching up to Tim's house in order to repeatedly slap his bald head
a painting of three men in cowboy costumes standing in a field
Alt: Primus in their fuckass cowboy costumes from the Wynona's Big Brown Beaver music video walking side by side. very wide-legged stride, they look like three very big toddlers but in a cool way
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November 5, 2025 at 7:59 AM
the Jay Jones death squads marching up to Tim's house in order to repeatedly slap his bald head
Republicans can have a little living in abject terror, as a treat
November 5, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Republicans can have a little living in abject terror, as a treat
can't wait to finally take the bus everywhere again!
a girl with pink hair and green eyes is praying with her hands together
Alt: that peanuts-enjoying munchkin from Spy x Family
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November 5, 2025 at 7:15 AM
can't wait to finally take the bus everywhere again!
question: what is it that you like so much about killing grannies?
November 4, 2025 at 7:49 AM
question: what is it that you like so much about killing grannies?
who cares, they're gonna return 12 hours later after missing the crappy bodega at the corner of their street
November 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
who cares, they're gonna return 12 hours later after missing the crappy bodega at the corner of their street
crazy. back in the days, you wouldn't know you were in a car bomb until you turned the keys and found yourself in low orbit, now they just tell you upfront during the giveaway
November 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
crazy. back in the days, you wouldn't know you were in a car bomb until you turned the keys and found yourself in low orbit, now they just tell you upfront during the giveaway
nicest thing that should happen to her is living in a cardboard box tbh
November 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
nicest thing that should happen to her is living in a cardboard box tbh
you guys might actually be the LA Dodgers of being wrong and stupid online, you know
November 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
you guys might actually be the LA Dodgers of being wrong and stupid online, you know
the ETH in the username is the cherry on top for me. like, "oh? now the bearer of the Mark of the Beast wants to tell the pope how to do his job?"
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
the ETH in the username is the cherry on top for me. like, "oh? now the bearer of the Mark of the Beast wants to tell the pope how to do his job?"
on one hand I'd ask you not to jinx it, on the other hand-
a pixelated image of a cartoon character holding a sword .
Alt: it would be so awesome. it would be so cool
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November 1, 2025 at 11:24 AM
on one hand I'd ask you not to jinx it, on the other hand-