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They look so soft. Tiny baby fur
December 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
They look so soft. Tiny baby fur
YOU LET IT HAPPEN
December 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
YOU LET IT HAPPEN
Please look into the wet man and fake rocks. They’re filming me during outdoor yoga classes!!!
December 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Please look into the wet man and fake rocks. They’re filming me during outdoor yoga classes!!!
Somebody had to. And now my tepid but morbid curiosity is satiated. Great piece!
December 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Somebody had to. And now my tepid but morbid curiosity is satiated. Great piece!
Imagine interrogating Miss Piggy and her being the mysterious femme fatale who knows more than she’s saying. The movie sells itselfffff
December 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Imagine interrogating Miss Piggy and her being the mysterious femme fatale who knows more than she’s saying. The movie sells itselfffff
Resign loser
December 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Resign loser
What? No one wanted to read a book about a dishonest narcissist making sweet, passionate love to a half mummified Shrek while getting him a job in the Trump admin? This is high art here!
December 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
What? No one wanted to read a book about a dishonest narcissist making sweet, passionate love to a half mummified Shrek while getting him a job in the Trump admin? This is high art here!
If we could just… give that beam a good ol shake
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
If we could just… give that beam a good ol shake
Resign you decrepit moron
December 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Resign you decrepit moron
Is wet man related to the man under the stairs? Many people are saying this
December 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Is wet man related to the man under the stairs? Many people are saying this
You don’t get it, they were selling drugs to each other while treading water!!!
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
You don’t get it, they were selling drugs to each other while treading water!!!
Fuck he know me so well
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Fuck he know me so well
*badum tsss*
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
*badum tsss*
Yep it always feels like a spider is crawling on me and I panic lol.
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Yep it always feels like a spider is crawling on me and I panic lol.
I wasn’t expecting to hear such a girlie pop 2000s ass celebration of statutory rape today but given recent events I guess that’s on me.
November 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I wasn’t expecting to hear such a girlie pop 2000s ass celebration of statutory rape today but given recent events I guess that’s on me.
Which makes sense considering how physically repulsive he is. The only way you can “fall in love” with him is through text lmao, so you never have to consider sharing a bed or a room with him
November 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Which makes sense considering how physically repulsive he is. The only way you can “fall in love” with him is through text lmao, so you never have to consider sharing a bed or a room with him
What did he do with the old boyfriend?
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
What did he do with the old boyfriend?
I’d try it. But ordering it as your only food is too risky.
November 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I’d try it. But ordering it as your only food is too risky.
North Carolina leftist here 🥲
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
North Carolina leftist here 🥲
YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Such a bro. Such a compatriot. Happy Halloween!!!
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Such a bro. Such a compatriot. Happy Halloween!!!