Level 69 in sarcasm, trolling, and jest. 2018, 2019 back to back SEX Champion, 2022 SEX Champion, IKEA mogul. Huge fan of MILFs. Not a family oriented account
Sorry for my departure.
I’m still over on the other app, enjoying a lovely football season.
Don’t ask for details.
Going great.
No, I promise.
Just swell.
Until next time. ❤️
Sorry for my departure.
I’m still over on the other app, enjoying a lovely football season.
Don’t ask for details.
Going great.
No, I promise.
Just swell.
Until next time. ❤️
No, I don’t plan on posting here much.
Just didn’t know if this was still active and if I could access it.
Anyway, don’t do anything that I’d do.
Or do it.
Idgaf.
It’s your life
No, I don’t plan on posting here much.
Just didn’t know if this was still active and if I could access it.
Anyway, don’t do anything that I’d do.
Or do it.
Idgaf.
It’s your life
1 batch is to be used for the black eyed peas.
The second batch is emergency backup for the black eyed peas.
When you don’t need it, and you won’t, that becomes a personal batch of bacon.
Better safe than sorry
1 batch is to be used for the black eyed peas.
The second batch is emergency backup for the black eyed peas.
When you don’t need it, and you won’t, that becomes a personal batch of bacon.
Better safe than sorry
Swing on somebody at midnight.
Set the tone for 2025.
Swing on somebody at midnight.
Set the tone for 2025.
A 10 second period could be a determining factor in whether I’m late to IKEA or not.
I’m just trying to brush my teeth
A 10 second period could be a determining factor in whether I’m late to IKEA or not.
I’m just trying to brush my teeth
Ah, who am I kidding
Yall gonna shit on him too no matter what
Ah, who am I kidding
Yall gonna shit on him too no matter what
place your extremely large order at the speaker in the drive thru, you can just do that shit on the app before you arrive
place your extremely large order at the speaker in the drive thru, you can just do that shit on the app before you arrive
Anyone want this for their back?
Anyone want this for their back?
“Missed one this morning. I don’t know how either. Thing was as big as a Chevy Tahoe.”
“Missed one this morning. I don’t know how either. Thing was as big as a Chevy Tahoe.”
I might as well drop one of my nudes on the TL for free for the Barn Trifecta.
I might as well drop one of my nudes on the TL for free for the Barn Trifecta.
Cherry-picking and manipulating stats in their favor
Cherry-picking and manipulating stats in their favor
-Glass crashes and a rooster crows-
“BAH GOD
THAT’S JACKSONVILLE STATE’S MUSIC”
-Glass crashes and a rooster crows-
“BAH GOD
THAT’S JACKSONVILLE STATE’S MUSIC”