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BARNING HARD
@iambarninghard.bsky.social
Bringing BH to BlueSky:

Level 69 in sarcasm, trolling, and jest. 2018, 2019 back to back SEX Champion, 2022 SEX Champion, IKEA mogul. Huge fan of MILFs. Not a family oriented account
Hello everyone

Sorry for my departure.

I’m still over on the other app, enjoying a lovely football season.

Don’t ask for details.

Going great.

No, I promise.

Just swell.

Until next time. ❤️
October 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Yes, I’m still on here

No, I don’t plan on posting here much.

Just didn’t know if this was still active and if I could access it.

Anyway, don’t do anything that I’d do.

Or do it.

Idgaf.

It’s your life
September 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Just touching base because Auburn Twittah is on suicide watch even though that loss could be seen a mile away.
February 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
You gotta cook up 2 batches of bacon:

1 batch is to be used for the black eyed peas.

The second batch is emergency backup for the black eyed peas.

When you don’t need it, and you won’t, that becomes a personal batch of bacon.

Better safe than sorry
January 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Fuck a kiss.

Swing on somebody at midnight.

Set the tone for 2025.
January 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Now I don’t mean to tarnish the holiday season by any means, but I’m pretty sure the chick that sings “Santa Baby” really, really wants to bang Santa.
December 27, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Merry Christmas you filthy animals
December 25, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Yo Oral B, I don’t need a 10 second snowflake animation in your app because it’s Christmas time.

A 10 second period could be a determining factor in whether I’m late to IKEA or not.

I’m just trying to brush my teeth
December 23, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Oh hell yeah
December 23, 2024 at 1:04 AM
I don’t think there’s any 5 minute interval in the movie Christmas Vacation that doesn’t include a quote that you could argue is the best saying in the movie.
a man wearing a baseball cap and a black shirt is talking about tomorrow .
ALT: a man wearing a baseball cap and a black shirt is talking about tomorrow .
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December 20, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Gonna be interesting to see if the Auburn Fambly did any self reflection the last few years over how they treated Bo Nix now that we’ve signed a similar built Jackson Arnold

Ah, who am I kidding

Yall gonna shit on him too no matter what
December 14, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Idk who all needs to hear this, but if you have to pull your phone to correctly
place your extremely large order at the speaker in the drive thru, you can just do that shit on the app before you arrive
December 14, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Now spend the rest of our piggy bank money on the offensive line, please
December 14, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Like the weight of the world has been lifted off my shoulders
Now that you are a basketball school, how you feeling @iambarninghard.bsky.social
December 9, 2024 at 12:18 AM
December 7, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Doing some Christmas shopping tonight

Anyone want this for their back?
December 6, 2024 at 11:48 PM
December 6, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Putting deer horns on your vehicle is a good way to get rednecks to shoot at it

“Missed one this morning. I don’t know how either. Thing was as big as a Chevy Tahoe.”
December 4, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Early Signing Day and shooty hoops tonight?

I might as well drop one of my nudes on the TL for free for the Barn Trifecta.
December 4, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Lot of the same folks who were criticizing me for being excited about the upcoming 12 team playoff last season and said that I’d see more games like Washington and Michigan for the natty, sure are happy as hell right now.
December 4, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Imagine hate-watching a rankings show
December 4, 2024 at 12:20 AM
It’s cool seeing coaches, ADs, and fans doing the same thing the Twittahverse has been doing for years

Cherry-picking and manipulating stats in their favor
December 3, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Too lazy today to retheme my profile to look like On3, and then post that Auburn fan BARNING HARD is entering the transfer portal with a picture of my pfp, but you can imagine right?
December 3, 2024 at 2:41 AM
“It’s a bit of snooze fest here in Tuscaloosa and…”

-Glass crashes and a rooster crows-

“BAH GOD

THAT’S JACKSONVILLE STATE’S MUSIC”
a man wearing a black shirt that says austin 3:16 walks on a stage
ALT: a man wearing a black shirt that says austin 3:16 walks on a stage
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November 30, 2024 at 10:03 PM