chris valli
@iamchris.bsky.social
journalist, photographer, builder. souls comber. always learning. made in italy, against my will. they/them/chris
I'm building a photo portfolio, because they told me so. they thing there's such a thing as jobs, but here it is:
cristianovalli.crevado.com
I'm building a photo portfolio, because they told me so. they thing there's such a thing as jobs, but here it is:
cristianovalli.crevado.com
"they're the same picture"
December 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"they're the same picture"
come mi ha fatto notare federico, la coop non vende prodotti ogm - che è una cagata. in conpenso usa la AI per tuttecose. interessante peraltro che gran parte degli annunci sulla AI sul sito non sono accessibili
youtu.be/r64XlF0rkp4?...
youtu.be/r64XlF0rkp4?...
December 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
come mi ha fatto notare federico, la coop non vende prodotti ogm - che è una cagata. in conpenso usa la AI per tuttecose. interessante peraltro che gran parte degli annunci sulla AI sul sito non sono accessibili
youtu.be/r64XlF0rkp4?...
youtu.be/r64XlF0rkp4?...
"(...) and here is when he started talking about the shapes of his farts"
September 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"(...) and here is when he started talking about the shapes of his farts"
I'm consumed about how many people say "they're rich, she can afford to outsource". it's not like if they were poor he was right
August 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I'm consumed about how many people say "they're rich, she can afford to outsource". it's not like if they were poor he was right
"who: matcha-drinking, tote bag carrying, carhartt wearing performative males welcome" #sanfrancisco #streetphotography
August 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"who: matcha-drinking, tote bag carrying, carhartt wearing performative males welcome" #sanfrancisco #streetphotography
this is at least the 14th new yemeni coffee place opening in the bay area. not a chain, but they have the same products. they are nice, are open late, coffee and food is good. kinda pricey. but still feels like when China opened a million of "Tibetan restaurants" in Europe
July 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
this is at least the 14th new yemeni coffee place opening in the bay area. not a chain, but they have the same products. they are nice, are open late, coffee and food is good. kinda pricey. but still feels like when China opened a million of "Tibetan restaurants" in Europe
three days before the two thousand years anniversary of christ's thirty third birthday. not at omen at all
July 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
three days before the two thousand years anniversary of christ's thirty third birthday. not at omen at all
7 days a week!? that's the whole week (it's not a restaurant. it's AI. they're "reinventing insurance" 😂)
June 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
7 days a week!? that's the whole week (it's not a restaurant. it's AI. they're "reinventing insurance" 😂)
the way I can translate dad jokes into laundry boards...
June 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
the way I can translate dad jokes into laundry boards...
"subtlety", vol.2 #sanfrancisco #streetphotography
June 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
"subtlety", vol.2 #sanfrancisco #streetphotography
I never understood what to do in these circumstances. I leave him my business card?
June 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I never understood what to do in these circumstances. I leave him my business card?
subtlety #streetphotography #SanFrancisco
May 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
subtlety #streetphotography #SanFrancisco
never had issues eating rabbits before seeing these two creeps in North Beach #sanfrancisco #streetphotography
May 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
never had issues eating rabbits before seeing these two creeps in North Beach #sanfrancisco #streetphotography
the only explanation is that we've been invaded by the alien brain thingys and the thingys are the ones doing all the talking
May 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
the only explanation is that we've been invaded by the alien brain thingys and the thingys are the ones doing all the talking
April 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
“It is mine, I tell you. My cone. My precious. Yes, my precious" #sanfrancisco #streetphotography #owl
April 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“It is mine, I tell you. My cone. My precious. Yes, my precious" #sanfrancisco #streetphotography #owl
April 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
April 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
nothing to see here, just the Vatican bragging they gave thousands of free rosaries to the poor and the unhoused
April 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
nothing to see here, just the Vatican bragging they gave thousands of free rosaries to the poor and the unhoused
trans jesus is risen to flip terfs off #transrightsarehumanrights
April 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
trans jesus is risen to flip terfs off #transrightsarehumanrights
is there a laundry-attendant/laundree privilege? can I make fun of these? is it a lipaa violation?
April 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
is there a laundry-attendant/laundree privilege? can I make fun of these? is it a lipaa violation?
got here too soon, the owner is still in their cat form #streetphotography #sanfrancisco
April 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
got here too soon, the owner is still in their cat form #streetphotography #sanfrancisco
March 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM